Checkout Counter Poems - Poems about Checkout Counter

...Upon opening the fridge this morning I found, to my great displeasure, that there was nary an egg to be found. Posthaste I marched down to the corner market, grabbed a carton of fresh, free range eg......

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...My new neighbor asked if I wanted to go shopping with her. This is like waving a honeycomb in front of a hungry bear. When she said “thrift stores” I was all in. The day was delightful; we had sim......

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...My wife found a grocer that opens from 6 to 7am for seniors only before serving the general public. And I kid you not. Yesterday, on an early morning mission for my wife to purchase mustard greens, ......

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...When you're at the checkout counter And you hear the beep It won't be Dale having fun On Supermarket Sweep Dale's with the angels now I hope they like his style And let him have a trolley An......

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...How was your summer, said the cashier At the checkout counter. Then later that day the radio guys Are talking that way…talk about Winterizing the yard & the car, Pick up the yard, rake some le......

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