Cheapest Poems - Poems about Cheapest

...bunny wanted to host Thanksgiving and we said yes Not realizing the tastiest food would be watercress. Carrot soup, cabbage jelly and the lack of starch or bread Meant we went home ready for turke......Read the rest...

...If the deepest shade of blue is midnight Whilst the cheapest brands fade a hue I'll let you tell me everything is still alright And I'll sing of love that's ocean deep to you As you catalogue m......Read the rest...

...This is the wife’s rejoinder to my earlier post – HUSBAND. Of course, both are written with male and female perspectives and are a figment of my imagination. I thought I married a scrupulou......Read the rest...

... Generals measure the cost of war in human lives Soldiers toast its value in the cheapest of dives ... Their stomachs in knots all night and day Mothers find war's price too st......Read the rest...

...I don’t know why I’m with her still She’s a craving I just can’t kill, She’s a habit I just can’t kick, I’m an addict – she makes me sick She burns like “China White” cut wrong, Harsh as schwa......Read the rest...

... We ol’ Yankees ain’t much for technology much preferring handed down ingenuity. Like the cheapest way to rid your house free of mice is to keep your cat starvin’ hungry. As for savin’ money, ......Read the rest...

...My mother was talking to her friend and I was drawing fruit on an Izal toilet roll. Only because we didn’t have any writing paper and Izal because it was the cheapest Unfortunately it was shiny and......Read the rest...

...Hes ing homeless, you see him there don't ignore that starved groak glare, You can see that he's got an empty cup in his hand he looks hungry and you're now aware, He has no shirt on his back no s......Read the rest...

...Eating a bowl of Post Shredded Wheat Is like eating big clumps of dead grass Now I know why horsies simply can't wait For the time between meals to pass We feed 'em this stuff to reward......Read the rest...

...Smile, you are sitting there telling me to smile when the entire universe is going wild; smile, you are telling me to smile when the bills are not paid, the salaries are delayed and for four years I ......Read the rest...

...Cheque please If you will Garcon I have waited longer enough And if my blind date Bye some miracle Does at some point Eventually finally arrive And asks did I Leave you a......Read the rest...

...School never taught me this: As a mite upon the side of an angel, Dawn in a place covered by my hands across my face, four pillars of goo goo muck, and a cellophane chick riding a l......Read the rest...

...If there’s scars on your heart from the times it’s been broken Write it down to get it out Nary a word need be spoken Cheapest therapy known to man Burn it up in a metal can Hidden secrets up i......Read the rest...

...Ladies, your shopping acumen is well known, but every now and then it wouldn’t hurt to take a man’s advice especially if the item is triple in price! So, when selecting bathroom tissue buy the p......Read the rest...

...Consumed I remember in poverty, eating ramen noodles, daily. Beans and Weenies. Meatless sauce spaghetti. Rice, Rice, Rice, without any real spice. Bologna Sandwiches. Hamburger He......Read the rest...