Girl Cheap Poems

The Secret Service don't need to shout
They're randy buggers inside and out!
Wherever they go
The whole world will know
They got the girl (reeled in like a...

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He walks by your neighborhood
Smile never left his face and you're hooked
You rush into your door, reached him and say
Hey, have we met before?

See, the...

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Said My distraught Mind, sexual pleasure has now left me blank
My Life,
my virginity,
my honor,
my desires
and your wants.
Traumatic these moments
as I stall to deliberate.
 Whiles you’re...

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She reaches,
Uncrontrablly, 
For my Heart.

But this diatribe
is Missing now. 

And unlike you, 
I can't self-repair
Without a set of
Instructions. 

So bold, so feverish, 
I retreat into...

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A Cheap Thrill

She sits there waiting for me to put it in
I take it out and slide it into the hole
I fill her up, pumping...

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There once was a girl from Quebec
Who really wanted to have quick sex
Pants below her knees
She's waiting to please
Definition of a sex object...

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(This is a fictional poem)

When I go on a date, I make the girl order the cheapest thing on the menu.
They usually walk out the...

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