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Chads Poems - Poems about Chads


Horrible Things about Horn Thoughts

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Men, especially male men are macho,
weirdos always less concerned and
thoughtful then women are. Take a look.
 happens and rolls downhill.
So what! Who cares! Could care less!
What the hell....
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Categories: chads, allegory, analogy,
Form: I do not know?

Premium Membervote early and often

...It is said that our ballots are secret
And that is the way we should keep it
A trip to the polls
No chads, marks, or folds
Just some deft sleight of hand to delete it

They vote early and often...
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Categories: chads, fun, political,
Form: Limerick



Presidential

...Presidential
hanging chads
cigar
masturbation
nerves of steel
confronting the Korean little boy
brand new toy
olives for dinner
we got a winner
Al Gore almost won
city in ivory tower
the w...
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Categories: chads, anxiety, art,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberAmerican Pies and Porkies

...American Pies and Porkies

I’m not American though I spent a year in California the land of beaches Hollywood 
‘flower power’ ‘Big Sur’ with dopey dreams and have walked ‘bear’-foot in Yosemite
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Categories: chads, community,
Form: Free verse

Shape of the Nation

...Shape Of The Nation (an oval precaution)

News outlets draw the line at racism
Pencil gray, color blind and crayons ready
Fantasies replace triangles, circles and square deals

Pentagons, hexag...
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Categories: chads, absence, abuse, art, conflict,
Form: Free verse



Florida Summer

...Florida Summer

This is the Florida visitor’s bureau
Coming to you with sun and fun out of the clear
We’ll show you a splendid time with fantastic ideas
For the best vacations ever, in perfect w...
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Categories: chads, adventure, dark, fun, summer,
Form: Free verse

A Poem To Crawl Into

...I want to crawl into its depth.
Couldn't find one comfortable enough
so I am writing soft quilts to dream upon.
I want them smooth
without hanging chads, 
no tear soaked pillows.

I want it do...
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Categories: chads, hope, dream, dream,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberPolitics

...Caustic fears,
Campaign smears,
A candidate faking tears.

Spewing lies,
Employing spies,
No one willing to compromise.

Platforms,
Reforms,
Recruiting in college dorms.

She’s a bore,
H...
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Categories: chads, political
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberGarbled Communication

...h sinking ships!
Despite the lookout yelling, "Icebergs are every place!"
The Titanic plunged beneath the waves without a trace!

"We'll sell a million of them!" proclaimed Mister Ford.
The Edsel bombed - his words should have been ignored!
Interpreting "chads" by pols in one state proved inconclusive;
As a result a party's hopes and aspirations were elusive!

The weather guy said today that the skies would be clear.
There's about three feet of s...
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Categories: chads, on writing and words
Form: Rhyme

I Don'T Know About You America But I Feel Like a Whore

...I don't know about you America but I feel like a whore
when the Bush Administration wants to give me a $300 score
how many of our young men and women in Iraq will have to die
before they will admi...
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Categories: chads, angst, history, introspection, people,
Form: Dramatic Monologue

Book: Reflection on the Important Things