Chads Poems - Poems about Chads

...Presidential hanging chads cigar masturbation nerves of steel confronting the Korean little boy brand new toy olives for dinner we got a winner Al Gore almost won city in ivory tower the w......Read the rest...

...American Pies and Porkies I’m not American though I spent a year in California the land of beaches Hollywood ‘flower power’ ‘Big Sur’ with dopey dreams and have walked ‘bear’-foot in Yosemite t......Read the rest...

...Shape Of The Nation (an oval precaution) News outlets draw the line at racism Pencil gray, color blind and crayons ready Fantasies replace triangles, circles and square deals Pentagons, hexag......Read the rest...

...Florida Summer This is the Florida visitor’s bureau Coming to you with sun and fun out of the clear We’ll show you a splendid time with fantastic ideas For the best vacations ever, in perfect w......Read the rest...

...I want to crawl into its depth. Couldn't find one comfortable enough so I am writing soft quilts to dream upon. I want them smooth without hanging chads, no tear soaked pillows. I want it do......Read the rest...

...Caustic fears, Campaign smears, A candidate faking tears. Spewing lies, Employing spies, No one willing to compromise. Platforms, Reforms, Recruiting in college dorms. She’s a bore, H......Read the rest...

...every place!" The Titanic plunged beneath the waves without a trace! "We'll sell a million of them!" proclaimed Mister Ford. The Edsel bombed - his words should have been ignored! Interpreting "chads" by pols in one state proved inconclusive; As a result a party's hopes and aspirations were elusive! The weather guy said today that the skies would be clear. There's about three feet of s......Read the rest...

...I don't know about you America but I feel like a whore when the Bush Administration wants to give me a $300 score how many of our young men and women in Iraq will have to die before they will admi......Read the rest...