Cathie Poems - Poems about Cathie

A Window To The Soul

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The eyes are the windows to the soul
But I once had my shades pulled down
A mysterious individual difficult to figure
Masqueraded around town as a clown

Always been known as a jeste...

Twelve Years And Counting

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Think I'll design an anti-depression website
Where people can visit when they're down
When their lives aren't zinging along at top speed
And they're continually wearing a frown

Most l...

The Joys of Married Life

...Marriage has it's ups and it's downs
But it far exceeds the alternative
A lonely life without love and affection
Love's one of life's true superlatives

Some days we have heated discussi...

An Antidepressant Web Site

...Think I'll design an anti-depression website
Where people can visit when they're down
When their lives aren't zinging along at top speed
And they're continually wearing a frown

Most lik...

You Coulda Walked

...Not everyone's enamoured by my humour
At risk of my head being bopped
Say things in jest that are taken as serious
Chancing of a punch in the chops

Like when I once said to a very large...

A Mean Old Grouch

...Jack doesn't smile 24/7, sometimes he's a mean old grouch
So Cathie says, “till you're happy again, go sit on the couch!”
He mumbles and sneers
A spoiled brat he appears
Till a dirty big ...

Where's My Wife

...Where's my wife?
Oh she's out being Cathie
Helping some soul
Avert a tragedy

It's who Cathie is
She's everyone's friend
A generous soul
Her love never ends

Without her I'm lost
A...

Basketball Brain

...Imagine if I possessed stunning good looks
Along with an adorable personality
I'd have to beat the ladies off with a stick
Sure love it if this was reality

Hollywood would continually b...

Food Food Glorious Food

...Food, food, glorious food
Eating is such a wonderful thing
No matter what time of day it is
Wolfing down makes my dear heart sing

Why I get out of bed each day
The smell of bacon fryin...

I Married My Flower Girl

...This may sound a little bizarre
But listen to my tale of love
A tale so rare, so tender, so sweet
Transcends all others above

Way back in nineteen-fifty-seven
Sweet Linda and I were ma...

A Mean Old Grouch

...Jack doesn't smile 24/7, sometimes he's a mean old grouch
So Cathie says, “till you're happy again, go sit on the couch!”
He mumbles and sneers
A spoiled brat he appears
Till a dirty big ...

A Roll of the Dice

...Started drinking fruit flavoured water now
Not the tastiest but I'll keep trying, I vow

In the winter months I always seem to gain
Inactivity is the culprit, exercising's a pain

When ...

Fighting For Parking Spots

...Sitting in my car waiting for my Cathie dear
Not everybody's as nice as me, I fear
Fighting for parking spots
Tempers sure flare a lot
Wonder they didn't kick each other in the rear<>

Those Dirty Nazis

...Cathie finally lets me go out on my own now
As long as I wear a tracking device of some kind
This, of course, is needed in case I wander away 
And can't remember where I live!
At times I have eve...

A Mean Old Grouch

...Jack doesn't smile 24/7, sometimes he's a mean old grouch
So Cathie says, “till you're happy again, go sit on the couch!”
He mumbles and sneers
A spoiled brat he appears
Till a dirty big ...

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