Basketball Brain

Imagine if I possessed stunning good looks Along with an adorable personality I'd have to beat the ladies off with a stick Sure love it if this was reality Hollywood would continually be bugging me To make millions from my glorious kisser Certainly be renowned the whole world over But dear Cathie, I'd surely miss her I'd send for her as soon as I bought a mansion Overlooking the beautiful sea Would say farewell to my bevy of beauties So honoured to have had a piece of me This cyber world allows for such musing I could actually be of the opposite sex Now I've really got you wondering haven't I So you never know what to expect I confess have had ten tears experience With a brain the size of a basketball Eat gigabytes of data, morning, noon and night And spit out gobs of wisdom to all Imagine if I possessed stunning good looks Dream on you old geezer, dream on A major overhaul would certainly be necessary And I don't think you've got that long

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Date: 3/12/2023 11:54:00 AM
You are fine just as you are Happy Jack. How much better lookin could you be? I don't think Cathie, will care for a mansion. With you she will happily be. Don't waste your time dreaming, you've got a life to live, and lots of love to give. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Your poem is great Jack.
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Date: 2/24/2023 5:05:00 AM
You're just a dirty minded old man, Jack. A poem entitled "basketball brain" and all you talk about is women. We may be more alike than you know. LOL Have a great weekend Jack.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/24/2023 5:17:00 AM
Oh so you're attracted to the fairer sex as well!!! Now about performing! It's been quite a while but I still think about it... a lot... in fact every day! LOL
Date: 2/24/2023 4:34:00 AM
Lol, nothing wrong with a bit of day dreaming Jack, enjoy your weekend. Tom
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/24/2023 5:09:00 AM
It's the part about the stunning good looks and adorable personality... humm... excuse me... Hollywood calling! Have a great weekend Thomas!
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