A calabus loved a calaboose
Went to Calamis to catch a moose
But in a great hurry
Vision's kinda blurry
Cooked in Calais a Catalan goose.
Categories:
calaboose, fun,
Form: Limerick
My soul, I thought this day
That no one shall build an earthly station,
But he that means to win but attention.
And lose his place in heavenly equation,
Or can be, that he has lost his soul since creation
And given all things to decay.
For Man is being of purpose,
And more: he is an image, spirit, body and soul bellicose;
A beast, when without spirit calaboose:
Reason and speech are meant to close.
Hyenas may thank us, if they had human cellulose,
They lack the godly spirit to be comose.
Categories:
calaboose, introspection,
Form: Blank verse
He said it was the booze
That caused him to abuse
And leave her with a bruise.
The judge said, " I don't excuse.
I simply must refuse
Your efforts to diffuse.
Your answers don't amuse.
It's just your lawyer's ruse.
You have too short a fuse
And I've had time to peruse
The reasons that she sues.
My answer is ..You lose!
Take the laces from his shoes
And lock him up in the calaboose."
For Carolyn's monorhyme contest Won 2nd place
Categories:
calaboose, adventure
Form: Monorhyme
Pale zombie pumpkin
Absorbs the lives of *pepos--
Souls try burst out rind.
Pepo--any fleshy gourd fruit with a hard rind and many seeds, as the melon, squash, or
cucumber.
Categories:
calaboose, science fiction
Form: Haiku