Wife Burlesque Poems

The female world 
There is a new low in the Trump hatred 
by the political class, a new court case 
has turned out to be a titillating show 
where...

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I remember whenever grandmother sent me to buy talk time. She instructed me strictly to buy from the same shop, because she believed that their...

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Laughter is the shortest distance between the joker and the listener:

My friend got robbed today, they took away his girlfriend Valentine's gift. Now, he rehearsing...

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Here some few jokes to crack your ribs:

I remember how my sister discovered her jogging talent, when she was chased by the fierce dogs, she...

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A tirade

It is nearing my birthday, and I hate the thought
my wife asks me what I want, and suggests an electric bike
with three wheels: she...

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Don't you just love it when you set off an alarm,
Accidentally of course,
Which causes  one no end of alarm, 
With bleak thoughts of how...

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If I were a comedian in this life,
Today would have been my worst nightmare,
With nothing funny happening on my way to writing this.

The pigeons left...

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A Friday of Gayness

Today, I drove to Faro town wanted a dinner of tunny steak
with onions at a café, I frequented fifteen years ago.
The place...

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Ya boo and fiddlesticks
to the thorns of life and all that pricks.
Ya boo, too, ye  plutocrats
who treat the rest like worthless rats.
Fiddlesticks to ...

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WHAT THEY SAY IT IS.

The fashion and law which euphemize every flaw
Is the reason for different notions.
He who's bald, grave authority is extolled,
The insolent is...

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THEY COULD NEVER IMAGINE 
WHAT I HAVE TO GO THROUGH 
THE DEPTH OF MY PAIN 
AND THE DISABILITIES TOO

THEY COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND 
HOW I STRUGGLE...

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It’s a pleasure to walk out on a Winter’s day,
When the cold air bites, and deep snow’s here to stay!
To hear the wind howling through...

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The Love Affair 
The road that leads to a smallish agricultural flatland has
two walls. One wall was built by a slob, just throwing 
one stone...

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A  Racial Moment 
He was the family´s black sheep, which was awkward since his father was 
the president of a racist party. No black...

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Turkeys in November
the horrors they remember
The definite dinner plans
that turkeys just don't understand
This dining for a cause
Thanksgiving a regretable clause
a life that finds a sudden...

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