Sympathy Burlesque Poems

When I was young I thought I thought I could Fly,
Off the roof of the garage without a jet pack.
Life experience taught me different.

But even...

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Potiphar's Wife
Casting Her Lustful Eyes Upon Joseph
Then One Day Potiphar's Wife Got Joseph Into Trouble
And He Was Sent To Prison For No Reason!

Some Elderly Men...

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TRANSLATION:   White sheep is deemed to be spotless
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So in love am I
Know I’m her guy
Phone to propose
I love you Rose
Answer: yes sir
I love you Chester
MY NAME IS FRANK!
...

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Poem for contest
Was a big test
Must be funny
Right on the money
Now it’s through
Screen goes blue
COMPUTER CRASH!

Get up early
Feeling squirrelly
Need a bang
Coffee’s the thing
Get a cup
Pot...

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Tomorrow’s the day
New job on the way
Interview at eight
You gotta look great
In bed on time
Wake up at nine
ALARM NOT SET!
 
You are the Star
Step out...

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Contest poem near done
You think this is the one
Missing one line
Running out of time
Got an hour to mail
You’re sweating like hell
WRITER’S BLOCK!

The wedding all done
Reception...

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Begin with private tears, end with tears as memories.
End all the femininities, grip hard to masculinities.
Laugh at the boy in his sister's best Sunday dress.
And...

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Ted went to the crowded mall and braved the hustle and bustle,
to find the perfect gift to fit his best friend he called Russell.
Russell then...

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No, it is still missing, and I am starting to suspect kidnapping (or 
Remotenapping?)...have contacted the police- 2 detectives over...They grilled me 
mercilessly- I was...

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Yes, folks, it's happened again; the trash compactor backed up and spewed out 
all the following nonsense;
How come you only hear the term "scutch" in...

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