News Update From Our Remote Location
No, it is still missing, and I am starting to suspect kidnapping (or
Remotenapping?)...have contacted the police- 2 detectives over...They grilled me
mercilessly- I was their prime suspect...I balked when they wanted to put BBQ
sauce on me, though...things were gettin' kind'a spicey, if you know what I mean
(wink, wink...)...And, yes Shar, without the remote last night I was forced to watch
90 minutes of a Japanese Quiz show...with screeching Japanese DJ...I felt like
Pearl Harbor...And Sandra- I'd heard rumors of this remote "leg thing", but never
took them seriously enough...as for you losing your remote in somebody's diaper
bag, what a sh_tty thing to happen!! I bet all the shows you were forced to watch
stunk. Have an Amber remote light alert on now, will keep you posted...there are
road blockades, and police inspection points all over here now...where's my
radio? Regards, tom
PS- regarding the remote "leg thing"- if he returns, or is recaptured, his penalty
will be being forced to wear plastic "remote shoes"! I'll teach him!!
And, yes, Heide', it IS the ultimate betrayal...I have signed up for electronic grief
counselling, at the Edison Institute of Electronic Understanding and Coexistence,
and can only but pray it helps......
Copyright © Tom Bell | Year Posted 2007
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