News Update From Our Remote Location

No, it is still missing, and I am starting to suspect kidnapping (or Remotenapping?)...have contacted the police- 2 detectives over...They grilled me mercilessly- I was their prime suspect...I balked when they wanted to put BBQ sauce on me, though...things were gettin' kind'a spicey, if you know what I mean (wink, wink...)...And, yes Shar, without the remote last night I was forced to watch 90 minutes of a Japanese Quiz show...with screeching Japanese DJ...I felt like Pearl Harbor...And Sandra- I'd heard rumors of this remote "leg thing", but never took them seriously enough...as for you losing your remote in somebody's diaper bag, what a sh_tty thing to happen!! I bet all the shows you were forced to watch stunk. Have an Amber remote light alert on now, will keep you posted...there are road blockades, and police inspection points all over here now...where's my radio? Regards, tom PS- regarding the remote "leg thing"- if he returns, or is recaptured, his penalty will be being forced to wear plastic "remote shoes"! I'll teach him!! And, yes, Heide', it IS the ultimate betrayal...I have signed up for electronic grief counselling, at the Edison Institute of Electronic Understanding and Coexistence, and can only but pray it helps......