Mom Burlesque Poems

Can I go to the bathroom? This place is full of jackasses. This place is full of jackasses jerking each other off. This place is...

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What is worng with you?
I really dont know what went wrong with you
You got our mothers love and our fathers devotion
So what is wrong with...

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Michael didn't blush as Ric did
when he told his mom a lie,
but Ric's face turned a pale color,
more pallid than a scary ghost...
as he attemped...

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My naive picture of Burlesque
Some lovely ladies junoesque
Slapstick humor risky
Dancers rather frisky.
Mom would consider it grotesque.

For Miranda's contest

won an hm...

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I am only one person…I am only one mom
One parent today who can’t seem to hold on~
Their demands are so plenty
I tolerate it all
There is...

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Everything I see
Is made in China,
How could that be?

Mom told me they were starving,
Eat up all my green beans,
So if they're really starving,
How do they...

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i breathe and breathe out
each second unravels
as i open my eyes 
and see three stars just above me
an angel flies above me 
playing his harp
(i...

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