Humorous Burlesque Poems
These Humorous Burlesque poems are examples of Burlesque poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Burlesque Humorous poems written by international poets.
All hail The Silver Skins (with nudity optional)
Not another effort from The Lefts bleating masses, but the sparkily aristocracy of cerebral-celebritys; their binary-duality sweeping earth-wise.
I don't object to...
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Categories:
columbus day, community, earth
Categories:
first love, happy birthday,
Laughing Into 2023Laughter is the shortest distance between the joker and the listener:
My friend got robbed today, they took away his girlfriend Valentine's gift. Now, he rehearsing...
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Categories:
education, feelings, humorous,
On the Blue MoonA sweetie dialed up,
to the Dark knight.
Sez mac the knife,
He won't treat me right.
Knight sez Oh No,
Just one thing to do.
Let's go to a Bash,
on...
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Categories:
humorous, nonsense,
Shakespeare RemixedBearded
like a snail
jealous of
his big manly voice
Turning again
with noses
on spectacles
We seek
exits from the theater
sans teeth
sans eyes
sans everything
To die
...
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Categories:
dark, humorous, word play,
Beau and a Belle
Some things you don’t know ...
and you don’t really wanna
Certain information overload
can get tricky
Make you not trust your own eyes
Sometimes custom pants
might be a...
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Categories:
fun, humorous, satire, wisdom,
50 Words For Poe: Rasputin
"50 Words for Poe: Rasputin"
The Rat was buried in the Pet Cemetery
His name was Rasputin
She had been fond of him for some time
feeding him morsels...
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dark, death of a
The Perplexities of Brexit From a Cockney Point of ViewSovrinty’s a grand ole gent,
But sovrinty don’t pay the rent.
I got six kids’ moufs to feed.
Sqeezin’ stones don’t make ‘em bleed.
Theresa gal sure went and...
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Categories:
anxiety, humorous, political,
IfIf I shave with Occam’s razor
I will only grow a gross beard;
And all my scientific friends
Will think that I am truly weird.
If I want a...
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Categories:
burlesque, allusion, art, crazy, fantasy,
Swine Rush
Little piggies in a hurry,
gotta run and catch that muddy dollar
As me rat race cheese-off,
peddling asphalt fumes of a 401k Harley
Punch-the-clock tired worker bees
drone alone...
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Categories:
allegory, humorous, jobs, parody,
Invertebrate Indecision
When Miss Doubtfire moved in
to their heart,
she entered dragon tail swinging
Plastered smiling walls of bachelor resistance
got knocked down
at every single candlelight date demolition
And as the...
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Categories:
humorous, metaphor, relationship, satire,
No Tell No 'Mo
Pick up the plaid skirt curly,
ride to the rave party on the down low
Sneak out the lame pimple place early,
take the cutie to the Hush...
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humorous, imagery, truth, wisdom,
Bumping the Gums
What did those spoke Mumbles just say?
I dunno
Dead air ... empty space,
me no hear
BTG fools don’t interest me
Bumping the gums
endlessly
Rat-a-tat, tat talk
that make your...
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humorous, parody, political, truth,
Party Favors
Spin the bottle ...
give some unlucky lips a drunken kiss
Pin the tail on the donkey;
though you didn’t miss
on purpose you bosom grope insist,
when...
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Categories:
abuse, allegory, humorous, truth,
Mad JasperShe walked in beauty Spare and Sprite
While all around her stopped and stared
As if in awe at such a Sight
But on she moved, oblivious She,
To...
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Categories:
humorous,