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Funeral Burlesque Poems

These Funeral Burlesque poems are examples of Burlesque poems about Funeral. These are the best examples of Burlesque Funeral poems written by international poets.


The Evil Personified
Personified evil


I feel repulsed when he is near; I ought to have compassion 
for this cripple, his twisted foot and arm
a beggar with scabby skin...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allusion, anti bullying, corruption,



To Me , Us Is Like
"TO ME' US IS LIKE" 
WrittenBy: BillyMalloy

?TO ME' US IS LIKE?, that exact moment in time, when two glances meet and every lasting love is...

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Categories: betrayal,

Dedication To Stacie Naea Seufale
My Dearest sister Stacie 
how my heart ach 
the pain and hurt I'm feeling leaving me with out words
I cant believe the News because I...

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Categories: angel, best friend, courage,

Gravedigger Cravings

With a 7-Eleven Big Cup eulogy slurp
And a McDonalds Big Mac pall bearer burp,
it’s Big Boy Slim Jim holiday mourning time
Take a family reunion picnic...

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Categories: death, food, surreal, symbolism,

Thatcher's Demise
It was a love or hate her ,state of affairs!
Other's praised her works,but some groaned 
 over her controversial policies!
As it was,the funeral inspired many...

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Categories: funeral,



So Wrong
a phone call that ruined my day
taylor has passed away
not a close friend but she sure could dress
not jealous but i envied just alittle
at the...

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Categories: funnyfuneral, funeral,

A Touching Ton of Tom's Torturously Terrrible Tid-Bits
"The Young and the Breathless"- TV soap opera about youg emphysema 
patients unfaithful to their doctors.

Candid- Something you could do, and did do.

Phone Call- Bidding...

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© Tom Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: fantasy, funny, imagination, on

Mr. Dumpty's Unfortunate Accident
At approximately 2:45 pm on the afternoon of November lst, police were called to 
the address of one Dairy Lane, where they found the broken...

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Categories: parody, halloween,

So Much For So Little.
Bitter colored Flying Sunken-roofed Cities

Rain death fall New Suits and Extinguished Eyes.

“I know that Wine will Flee Shouting”

But Sadness, while a thing,

Does not Make an...

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Categories: depression, life, loss, lost

Dartboard Dummy
Mr. Dartboard Dummy,
Oh, yes, that be me...
Hung the dartboard on the room's door,
One that opened out,
Toss a dart, when someone enters,
You will hear a shout!!
We...

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© Tom Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: adventure, funny, social, me,


Book: Shattered Sighs