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A Touching Ton of Tom's Torturously Terrrible Tid-Bits

"The Young and the Breathless"- TV soap opera about youg emphysema patients unfaithful to their doctors. Candid- Something you could do, and did do. Phone Call- Bidding your phone to come to you. Binary- What you can purchase with nary any money. Nascent- Odorless. Philosophy- Phil Silvers designing soffits. Surcharge- Driving down Rt. Number One on the Big Sur at 70 mph. Surplus- The addition of the above's wrecked car to the cliffside base below the aforementioned highway. Supplant- Burying the idiot victims of the above, around dinner time. Sunglasses- Drinking vessels for our Solar companion. Sunspots- Where my male offspring hangs out. Gnome, Alaska- The city in Alaska where the Travelocity icon was found frozen solid. DVDs- Defective BVD shorts. Tuba-fish- Edible fish from an all-fish marching band. Leak-Proof- Applying Super-Glue to the tip of one's *****. Leave of Absence- Finding your mate has disappeared into a pile of leaves. Eavesdrop- Falling off the edge of your roof. Ecosystem- A ritualized style of producing an echo in a jar. Sentiment- when a Mob boss orders cement for a mob "funeral". Cyclone- an artificially duplicated person's mild vocalization of sadness. Elfin John- Small, bespeckled gay singer/songwritter. Elongate- Turnstyle in the NYC subway system, to the "E" train, expanded in size for fat people. "It Takes A Leaf"- How to catch poison ivy. Hopin' to give a smile to Christy in her time of trouble.

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