Dad Burlesque Poems

What is worng with you?
I really dont know what went wrong with you
You got our mothers love and our fathers devotion
So what is wrong with...

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Hamlet's story 
is sad and gory.
From the start the outlook's bad.
The king, i.e. Hamlet's dad,
got bumped off by his loving brother,
who then had the nerve...

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Majority of our lives are spent searching. What are we searching for clues, waldo, meaning to life, how is death, where are my keys, and...

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time ticks, what does life do? people say go with the flow but look at their lives and make your decision. choose a path a...

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Use it against them. Im still in my, I can see the double dream happening. Everyone is happy because they want u to leave them...

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Eleven seconds
When war will
Steal a life just starting.

Eleven seconds
When war will
Leave a wife on her own.

Eleven seconds
When war will
Deny children Dad.

Today and tomorrow,
Somewhere in the...

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When wealth is determined by the number of guns one owns.
When a wedding party is a family barbeque, and the wife needn't change last 
names.
When...

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Television-
As American as Chop Suey,
We watch it day and night,
Till our minds get very gooey...

I remember shows,
That are no more,
Ones my dad, or I, 
Did...

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I'm not all that handy,
nor so very bright too
I sometimes ask dumb questions
that's one thing I'm apt to do

One day I asked my father;
"Say, Dad,...

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There's two men in my life
That never let me down
My dad keeps me motivated
Jack keeps me from any frowns

Each offers something
That gets me through the...

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"It was 6 or 7 years ago
Or so I'd like to think
I traveled to my eye doctor..
(I should'a seen a "shrink"!!)

My dad and I we...

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Uncle Russ, never made much a fuss,
he was just kinda sorta rambunctious.
The whole whetsell bunch, when in a crunch
bent the rules without much compunction.

The cops,...

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