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Bum Steer Poems

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Are Times That Lies Trump Is Telling
Are Times That Lies Trump Is Telling

Are times that lies Trump is telling;
With big mouth yelling and yelling;
A bum steer;
Pain in rear;
Had been seeing big head swelling.

Jim Horn



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Categories: bum steer, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick



Management Style Like A Menagerie
Management Style More Like A Menagerie

What we did discover was politician's strategy,
When compared to everything else is contrary;
Loud and clear,
A bum steer;
Management style now more like a menagerie.

Jim Horn



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Categories: bum steer, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Afraid of Trump
Afraid of Trump

Hope that Trump's history does disappear
Being President all of us now do fear
And sure thinks he is a know it all
He loves being in a bar room brawl
Definitely gave supporters a bum steer.

Jim Horn
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Categories: bum steer, humorous,
Form: Limerick
History of Trump and More
History of Trump

Hope Trump's history does disappear
Being President we all of us did fear
Thinking he was always a know it all
Although brain appears to be small
He definitely did give us a bum steer.

Of Trump what will be word content
Never understood...Read More
Categories: bum steer, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Trump Be Sedated Horn Limerick
Trump Be Sedated Horn Limerick

All rules and regulations repudiated
Trump has been horrible and hated
From him have had a bum steer
Full of agony and much fear
Should leave us alone and be sedated.

Jim Horn


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Categories: bum steer, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick



Hillary Is Here Horn Haiku
Hillary Is Here Horn Haiku

We all could be cured
If by Trump where never lured
By God were assured.

Learned there was a leak
So Trump we started to seek
Orange hair with red check.

Been given bum steer
Went away who we did fear
Hillary is here.

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Categories: bum steer, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form: I do not know?
A Man's Downfall
When I read his story, it seemed quite funny.
What did this guy do with all his money?
He earned eighty million dollars during his athletic career.
Somewhere on the road of life, he took a bum steer.
He had two best friends from...Read More
Categories: bum steer, life, loss, sports,
Form: Rhyme
Road trip
I was travelling to Thursford, one day in the car
And I’d followed directions I’d got in the bar
We were on Caister road, was it left was it right
It was late, we were lost we were losing the light
We spotted a...Read More
Categories: bum steer, adventure, funny, holiday,
Form: Rhyme
Camptown Races or Eh, That's a Joke, Son!
"Camptown Races sing this song, Do Dah! Do Dah!"
( sung incessantly by a certain, unique rooster.)

Henry Hawke: ( Sung to Holly Jolly Christmas:)
" I'll be there and back by sunset.
  There's a chicken there for me!
  Mom and...Read More
Categories: bum steer, animals, fantasy, parodyme, me,
Form: Light Verse