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Bum Steer Poems - Poems about Bum Steer


Horse Sense
... Are gay jockeys fruit of the loom when riding a race on the course, and would they need the helping hand of a leg-up to get on their high horse? Would a long-faced horse, a sourpuss......

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Categories: bum steer, animal, fun, horse, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member peace proposal IV
...Now Israel’s a southern estate Irate Texans squeal feeling hate This deal in their rear Is a long horn’s bum steer But cash gift cards trump this debate......

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Categories: bum steer, islamic, jewish, money, peace,
Form: Limerick



Be Careful of Skirt and Shirt
...in wheel missing cog Trump had been an under dog brain like lump on log never will want here hope that he does disappear part of a bum steer could tell by the thunder a bus Trump was caugh......

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Categories: bum steer, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Point of View
...You see a junkie, I see Low self-esteem. You see a problem, I see someone Swimming against the stream. You see a coke fiend, I see Pain and fear. You see a criminal, I see A bum-steer.......

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Categories: bum steer, life,
Form: Rhyme
God and Trump Horn Haiku
...should say some short prayer for those who fight over there had found to bare seemed to always scare having another nightmare left in much despair this with you will share God does treat m......

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Categories: bum steer, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku



Are Times That Lies Trump Is Telling
...Are Times That Lies Trump Is Telling Are times that lies Trump is telling; With big mouth yelling and yelling; A bum steer; Pain in rear; Had been seeing big head swelling. Jim Horn......

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Categories: bum steer, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Management Style Like a Menagerie
...Management Style More Like A Menagerie What we did discover was politician's strategy, When compared to everything else is contrary; Loud and clear, A bum steer; Management style now more like......

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Categories: bum steer, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Afraid of Trump
...Afraid of Trump Hope that Trump's history does disappear Being President all of us now do fear And sure thinks he is a know it all He loves being in a bar room brawl Definitely gave supporters......

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Categories: bum steer, humorous,
Form: Limerick
History of Trump and More
...History of Trump Hope Trump's history does disappear Being President we all of us did fear Thinking he was always a know it all Although brain appears to be small He definitely did give us a b......

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Categories: bum steer, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Trump Be Sedated Horn Limerick
...Trump Be Sedated Horn Limerick All rules and regulations repudiated Trump has been horrible and hated From him have had a bum steer Full of agony and much fear Should leave us alone and be sed......

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Categories: bum steer, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Hillary Is Here Horn Haiku
...Hillary Is Here Horn Haiku We all could be cured If by Trump where never lured By God were assured. Learned there was a leak So Trump we started to seek Orange hair with red check. Been ......

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Categories: bum steer, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member A Man's Downfall
... When I read his story, it seemed quite funny. What did this guy do with all his money? He earned eighty million dollars during his athletic career. Somewhere on the road of life, he took a b......

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Categories: bum steer, life, loss, sports,
Form: Rhyme
Road Trip
...I was travelling to Thursford, one day in the car And I’d followed directions I’d got in the bar We were on Caister road, was it left was it right It was late, we were lost we were losing the ligh......

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Categories: bum steer, adventure, funny, holiday,
Form: Rhyme
Camptown Races Or Eh, That's a Joke, Son!
..."Camptown Races sing this song, Do Dah! Do Dah!" ( sung incessantly by a certain, unique rooster.) Henry Hawke: ( Sung to Holly Jolly Christmas:) " I'll be there and back by sunset. There's a......

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Categories: bum steer, animals, fantasy, parodyme, me,
Form: Light Verse

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