Cat Bullying Poems

First crawl


I learnt to crawl in a tie,
Banker’s suit and smile on a lucky tot.
Learning the secrets of trades and service,
I’d make a difference with...

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The Real Truth
With Texas Idioms
Miracle Man
October 22, 2023

Saturday nights in Haskell was always a battle,
some thought Ruff might be “all hat and no Cattle”.

He oft...

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"Learn to consider the source ... of rancour and 
ignore.  All tantrums don't require your reaction."

       ...

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Ready...Aim...Fire!

In light of tension twixt
brinkmanship rumbling one
East Asian Tiger
country otherwise known as
"the land of morning calm,"
yours truly t'will invite 
"freedom foo fighters"
tubby regaling with a...

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Awestruck 

My pellucid teddy had been left in the kitchen overnight
someone had scratched its eyes off
The eyes had been dark green buttons taken from 
a...

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Like Alice, I was curious and went through the rabbit hole.
     Expecting to find a white rabbit welcoming me, in Wonderland.
...

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I want your forgiveness to come last:
You often go back to a sin too fast.
I could you with soldiers grenades blast 
And later pained flag...

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Just a guide post along your way
One of many. You will see every day
Meant to guide you as you pass on by
Words of wisdom to...

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They say to forgive and forget
But I’d rather resent and remember 
Two doves in white flying, 
feathers glow beneath the morning's rainbow colors
To err is...

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There are men who seem gentle
But provoked just go mental,
In clear danger your mantle,
On your body marks dental,
Your quick end from bites central,
Preferred attack: a...

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The little cats all look up to the terrible lion.
If they do not pay homage, he may eat them.
He gobbles the weakest runts and the...

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Recycled

I have gone through many storms. 
Some I thought would capsize the boat, 
and drown both me, 
and my beloved children.
At the first sign of...

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Hold on you big angry cat
Laying ambush for the little rat
Take heed and be circumspect 
The rat may not be your suspect 

Wait a minute...

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Hey poor boy from the far 80s 
Was it 16 or 17 when you got stuck?
You dug a hole so deep and fell in it.
Agreed...

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*Hello everyone, I know I have been out a few weeks but i'm back to reposting my old poems. I believe this one was from...

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