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Brown Nosing Poems

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The Upward Climb

To secure a place with the upper class
many resort to a time-honored strategy
with a success rate that’s extraordinary 
called euphemistically “brown-nosing”
but which vulgarly is known as kissing a--.
Warning: Its only drawback, and it’s literal,
the upward climb carries a tell-tale smell....Read More
Categories: brown nosing, humor,
Form: Light Verse



The Upward Climb

To secure a place with the upper class
many resort to a time-honored strategy
with a success rate that’s extraordinary 
called euphemistically “brown-nosing”
but which vulgarly is known as kissing a--.
Warning: Its only drawback, and it’s literal,
the upward climb carries a tell-tale smell....Read More
Categories: brown nosing, humor,
Form: Light Verse
A Few Things to Consider Before Brown-Nosing In My Presence
1) I hate brown-nosers far more than I hate most other nosers 
of virtually any known color!

2) I will make it a point to slap you in front of your superiors,
with a biblical fury, the likes of which, would make...Read More
Categories: brown nosing, angst, career, corruption, jobs, philosophy, political, work,
Form: Free verse
Technicolor
Do you dream in technicolor?

Or is it as black and white

As right or wrong

Are you guilty as charged?

Will you let your rainbowed passions

Break from their prism

Do you need a pot of gold

To stir them in?

Do you only see green

The greed...Read More
Categories: brown nosing, dream, wisdom,
Form: Free verse
Bull
You must think me a thick skull
You thought you had me too
Yeah, honey, skip to your own loo
Cause this one's already full
Of your brown nosing, so shoo!
Cause this cow will call you on your bull...Read More
Categories: brown nosing, rap, slam,
Form: Rhyme



Brown-Nosing and Such
If I didn't know what I think about truth
I'd give a wink, join the ranks of the coarse.
So many categories of guile...
Half-truths? no better than embellishment.
Hyperbole?  inaccuracy that's usually overcooked.
Little white lies?  spout off, and smirk.

"thus yellow does...Read More
Categories: brown nosing, trust, truth, yellow,
Form: Free verse
Football and Life
Just like football I’m a team player
But In the game of life; one could get a dagger
In ones back; if one is not careful.
Even if one adheres to the rules; it may seem like one big hassle
One could get blamed...Read More
Categories: brown nosing, business, on work and working,
Form: Free verse