Brie Poems - Poems about Brie

Oh Mondseer: the muck cob brie muenster saga..., crafted when Wallace and Gromit returned from their trip to the moon, which I can prov-olone huck curd (within Trump con feta ration) – as cheesy poem crafted whey back when the following Gouda eye idea occurred while milking the cows. Yea of course writing ideas unstoppably burst asunder at...

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I think of her when I'm awake I think of her when I'm asleep With silent, contemplative mind My thoughts for her run deep She's a Woman of all women So beautiful to behold I'd serenade her day and night And if I may be so bold As to Wonder if her skin is soft It looks as smooth as cream I guess the only way...

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Oh Mondseer: the muck cob brie muenster saga..., which I can prov-olone huck curd (within Trump con feta ration) – as cheesy poem! Yea of course writing ideas unstoppably burst asunder at the most inconvenient opportunities such as driving Miss Daisy, taking a shower, or using the bathroom. Accursed ambition becoming a prolific wordsmith (case in point Stephen King) Woolworth riding, oddly...

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It's Wine & Brie, When You're 53 Fifty-three's All Jive, When Mom of the Cosby Five, Squattin' on Dunellen Drive. Fifty-three's Germ Free, Periodic Number in Chemistry, Of Tincture O'Iodine. Firstborn at 5 Club Road, Number 5 of 5 Toads, Hil's "High 5" Unloads. Her B'Day's Twelve Twenty-Eight, Her Gifts, Poverty is Great, 'Cuz Xmas is also Late. John, Ellie, Sam N'Will, Fill Hil's Moonshine Still, Witch's Brew, Loch Raven...

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Acapella, Abbot’s gold, cheese made so big and bright and bold. Pepper-jack, limburger, cheese on your pie. Why, oh, why, cook, why? Mozzarella, Elberton Blue, cheese so tasty for me and you. Cheddar Cheese logs, cheese dogs, cheese eggs, cheese fried on a paper state fair stick. Serve me some Jalapenos with tasty blue cheese, and please make it...

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I'm just a lowly cheddar cheese ball, come roll away with me past gastronomical delights, to taste and smell and see varieties of cheeses that stretch on across the miles that vie for the attention of hungry cheese-o-philes! Some are common kinds of chumps like Jack and Mozzarella used in down home sandwich shops, or finely sliced on pizza tops. Then...

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I consulted a tyromancer To see if I could find an answer She consulted some cheese And told me so much sleaze I’m convinced she’s just a fat chancer! Written after I read an article in the dentist’s waiting room today and I discovered that Tyromancy is form of divination involving observation of cheese, especially as it coagulates 09-19-17...

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I will find you, Brie. I have some crackers and I Will find you I must!...

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