Dog Bridal Shower Poems

Damian Stood with the front 
Door opened and said,  "Family! 
We will be leaving in fifteen 
Minutes. Do whatever you have
To before we hit...

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silently wailing analogy to Moby Dick 
regarding how yesterdays 
prurient laced introductions 
to rhyme in retrospect embarrassingly blows.

Herewith to enliven anecdote ever further,
I inject humorous...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Hey diddle diddle
The dog did a piddle
Right in front of the groom
The bride’s dress was sprayed
But she wasn’t dismayed …
He’s a guest of the bride...

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At The Meeting 
At the meeting, I was trying to find a horrific tale something
bad I had done when drunk I wanted to get off...

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'Twas sadly the end is near
Slowly you wipe away my tear
You whispered calmly to me," It'll be alright dear"
I lay down as I start to...

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I let my dog go outside
Once i seen what happened i began to cry
My dog ran under a car and died
I seen his head was...

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I was driving down the street
Then i seen a dog that was in heat
That piece of junk stood on the sidewalk
It was chewing on a...

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I went to take out the trash
But i began to hear something rustle and thrash
I opened the trash can lid
As if i was a scared...

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Cat is a good old dog
But sometimes he cases my hogs
Cat has been around for a long time
I miss the days when he was in...

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