Felicity Gets Married
...This is the last poem on the history of Felicity, a person I know from correspondence with a friend abroad. No relation of mine.
In one year's time, I shall retire
What is there to l...
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Categories:
brain surgeon, appreciation, baby, blessing, marriage,
Form: Free verse
Comical Genetic Re-Engineering
...ay be "Re-Engineered" by our creator to become an"Angel" in "Heaven"? Being a "Doctor" who saves "Life""Re-Engineering" is a part of a "Doctors Life"!!! The "Doctor" might have to "Re-Engineer" his "Wife"? I am a "Doctor Poet" and that is why "I Write"!!!!The "Brain Surgeon" who teaches us to exercise our "Brains" may be able to "Re-Engineer" his "Own Brain" and be the "First" man to do a "Brain Transplant"? The young child who was taught by his parents to...
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Categories:
brain surgeon, 10th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Imagism
Lunch Cafe
...The lunch café
I`m not dying to die, but I like to weigh less
To be free of this old body this harness of humanity
It was not always so I was young once
And made a drama out of politics and s...
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Categories:
brain surgeon, body, break up, butterfly,
Form: Bio
Dedicated To Donald Trump
...Dedicated to Donald Duck
You are greatly admired
By the following
The deplorables
Kellyanne Conway
She will con you all the way!
Adolph Hitler
Joseph Stalin
Mussolini
Sarah Palin
P...
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Categories:
brain surgeon, bible, butterfly, death, nonsense,
Form: Free verse
The Lies of Michael Moron
...The Lies of Michael Moron
Among the left and the delusional
He is the unsung hero
As long as you don’t fact check
And live in a world called reality
An advocate who lies and twists statistic...
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Categories:
brain surgeon, animal, education, nonsense, pollution,
Form: Free verse
Incredible Candidates
...Incredible Candidates
They say that a candidate named Fiorini
Happens to think that she is a Houdini
But what she is liable to pull out of a hat
Is destined to led us into mortal combat.
The...
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Categories:
brain surgeon, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Starting a New Story
...Starting A New Story
Now Ol' Ben is starting a new story
Something about him being in purgatory
And after he had caused so much static
Became a brain surgeon in pediatrics.
No one there want...
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Categories:
brain surgeon, humorous,
Form: Couplet
My Teacher Fancied Me
...I think my teacher used to fancy me
Because on my work she gave me kisses
Instead of a tick
She'd keep me in the class after school to do lines
I wanted to be a brain surgeon
But I guess I was ...
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Categories:
brain surgeon, appreciation, high school,
Form: Free verse
Gup
...I'd like to be so witty,
But I don't know how it's done,
My brain's been on malfunction
And it doesn't seem to run.
I went to a gynecologist,
But he said, "Wrong door Gup,"
You definitely need ...
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Categories:
brain surgeon, funny,
Form: Rhyme
What I Want To Be
...Should I become a brain surgeon
saving lives with skillful hands
maybe conduct an orchestra
on a podium I’ll stand
Pilot of a fighter jet
protecting our native land
Admiral of a navy fleet
t...
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Categories:
brain surgeon, inspirational,
Form: Quatrain