Bowel Poems - Poems about Bowel

loo paper and turd remain in the toilet bowl ~ who forgot to flush?...

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Fraught With IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome... today – late morning of November 4th 2022 sudden onset experienced whereby whooshing waste naturally flushed out ala mine body electric performed colonoscopy diarrheal gangbuster instigated maybe Machiavellian microbe with powerful rectal surge analogous to invisible plunger forcing out every last tidbit constituting raw bits of partially digested food propelled with pronounced might found yours truly pooped out. Mine earliest recollection...

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Fraught With IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome... The earliest recollection with lower gastrointestinal eruptions, viz psychosomatic induced distress occurred when yours truly quite a young lad, which specialist invited me to ingest barium sulfate, whereby the pinkish chalk like solution traced a path thru digestive tract visible while I stood behind a screen. Rear lee if ever attested subject suffices as an apt poetic title amidst...

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Irritable bowel syndrome When you have it There is no mistaking it For anything else. Irritable bowel syndrome Makes you realign Your fantasies dreams and purpose. Irritable bowel syndrome Not welcome in the world of work Or anywhere else...

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Super Bowel Half Time Rap Crap Whole super bowel half time rap, Was really a total bunch of crap; Will not care; A sad affair; Resulting in humongous mishap. Jim Horn...

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Fraught With IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome... Rear lee if ever suffices as an apt poetic title amidst bookish canon - while this writer (similar to other aspirants in their respective creative pursuits) aware arbitrary perusers may deem vile core body of voluntary selective readers mentally affix probationary trial before unequivocally gravitating toward my genre or signature style, which unique modality of expression eventually accruing some degree of...

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Scatology IS a theme we can write about - I write poop poems (some folk may prefer this alternative ending! ) Jan's poems are poop a small testing kit will plop through your letterbox it’s simple to do just three smears of pooh for bowel cancer screening it could save your life with intervention this cancer can be treated ... don't leave it too late! if you should...

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Trump with Blatant Bowel Trump had been moved by blatant bowel, And could tell by face which wore a scowl; Noise maker; Earth shaker, Also as usual he let out horrendious howel. Jim Horn...

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lower abdominal area gurgles and balloons gastrointestinal tract vis a vis flatulence croons in tandem and/or subsequent expulsion eliminates fecal waste witnessing sprinting to bathroom, this scribe (against time) and jet propulsion of sphincter muscles' ...

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I’ve already the bowel Three stones from parts of my, tackily You’re my lovely stone I may Start with you, take the first chance Let my bowel be yours I’ve already the bowel Different gravels from different parts Take your second chance The third will be taken by sand Let my bowel be yours I’ve already the bowel I need you water, to smooth en my...

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New Poetry Movement and Not Bowel I really had to be muchly griping; What I hate the worst is filing and typing; Out of my life wish you could take those two And my attitude would improve, that is true. In poetry, maybe might start a new movement And trend that into many hearts has sent A new way so many poems...

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Inflammatory Bowel Disease (IBD) Are you upset by stomach pains Diarrhea and bad cramps Are you so dog-gone tired You can’t even outrun your Gramps Have you tried all the common cure-alls? Medication - - - therapy Massage and acupuncture But relief just ain’t to be Then perhaps you are finally ready For a cure that some find quite weird To counter your bad IBD That the...

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lest god be your guild set side your pride you have needs he is the love seed todo the deeds he'll show you the way BOWEL YOUR HEAD AND PRAY...

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