loo paper and turd
remain in the toilet bowl ~
who forgot to flush?
Irritable bowel syndrome
When you have it
There is no mistaking it
For anything else.
Irritable bowel syndrome
Makes you realign
Your fantasies dreams and purpose.
Irritable bowel syndrome
Not welcome in the world of work
Or anywhere else
Super Bowel Half Time Rap Crap
Whole super bowel half time rap,
Was really a total bunch of crap;
Will not care;
A sad affair;
Resulting in humongous mishap.
Jim Horn
Scatology IS
a theme we can write about -
I write poop poems
(some folk may prefer this alternative ending! )
Jan's poems are poop
a small testing kit
will plop through your letterbox
it’s simple to do
just three smears of pooh
for bowel cancer screening
it could save your life
with intervention
this cancer can be treated ...
don't leave it too late!
if you should notice
a change in bowel habits
then get it checked out
don't be embarrassed
get to the bottom of things ...
dying for a pooh?
11/24/18
Trump with Blatant Bowel
Trump had been moved by blatant bowel,
And could tell by face which wore a scowl;
Noise maker;
Earth shaker,
Also as usual he let out horrendious howel.
Jim Horn
I’ve already the bowel
Three stones from parts of my, tackily
You’re my lovely stone I may
Start with you, take the first chance
Let my bowel be yours
I’ve already the bowel
Different gravels from different parts
Take your second chance
The third will be taken by sand
Let my bowel be yours
I’ve already the bowel
I need you water, to smooth en my flourished life
Sit properly in the fourth seat
Relax with all your presence
Let my bowel be yours
I’ve already the bowel
In last chance, whenever you are you’re appreciated
On the earth, between the sky, transport the love smile
Let my bowel be yours.
New Poetry Movement and Not Bowel
I really had to be muchly griping;
What I hate the worst is filing and typing;
Out of my life wish you could take those two
And my attitude would improve, that is true.
In poetry, maybe might start a new movement
And trend that into many hearts has sent
A new way so many poems thou shalt write;
Poems will come tougher and never, ever fight.
So you should think about this for a while;
Now that you have discovered my new style
You now can come up with a lot more clarity
By bring things together and cutting the disparity.
Have I caused things to be confusing
By brain washing and words mis-using.
Oh, and I checked off horse as a category.
They should add the word sense to it though.
lest god be your guild
set side your pride
you have needs
he is the love seed
todo the deeds
he'll show you the way
BOWEL YOUR HEAD AND
PRAY
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