Bowel Poems - Poems about Bowel

..."Running through a mile of wasted compiled vile I find myself conflicted sitting in a position groaning I'm foul planting a seed of tan and brown the snake comes out of me and it flees deposite......Read the rest...

...Detailing delicate defecation debacle Otherwise wordily titled: pooped out after pouring bucketfuls of water into place of ablutions all the while skipping to my loo umpteen times courtesy ba......Read the rest...

...Temporal incarnation of Aphrodite... induces idyllic reverie delight evoking similar surge, when skirting, and eluding fidelity defining the marital law on par with courting in flagrante deli......Read the rest...

...Blech - impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea... When the entire mug awash with floating leavings by golly by gosh, sipping said herbal brew analogous challenge to eat spaghetti squas......Read the rest...

..."Repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand," John the Baptist Mathew 3:2. As soon as Jesus was baptized [by John the Baptist], he went up out of the water. At that moment heaven was opened,......Read the rest...

...Who is/was Jamie Ashworth? Written roundabout October 31st 2017, yet nary a handy dandy blue's clue Jimmy Neutron Spongebob SquarePants exists about real or imagined gal in question, and pres......Read the rest...

...Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang Ever since a young lad irritable bowel syndrome in my humble pinion wracked lower abdominal area gurgled and ballooned gastrointes......Read the rest...

...What are the modern names of the nations of both the Edomites and the Ismaelites? The modern nation of both the Moabites and the Ammonities is the nation of Jordan, which directly boarders with Isr......Read the rest...

...Learning when/how to close seat then... flush... the toilet with good frisson! Bull leave me you, though how bison teen and juvenile from a sixty four year old married male no less! (alter......Read the rest...

...Awakening - not my forte per se, With a new dawn perspective rather grey, Lolling in bed I stretch and yawn until Coffee aroma nibbles my nostril. The mere thought of it stirs my core to ri......Read the rest...

...Good morning Poison Squirrels, Today I am going to address your bowel problems My class groans. We don’t like to think about them. We are teens. Your mouth chews up food, right? Asks Mr. Lee......Read the rest...

...An anticlimactic sexual event... with Barb Black née Beebee to help set the ghost of little Willy Brandt free (a non German, but germane fellow courtesy Craigslist classified personals of m......Read the rest...

... Sleeping was an effort. Humidity draped my skin like wet clothing as if I had spent the night in a steamy rain forest. Gradually, I rolled off the ledge of consciousness into a sound s......Read the rest...

...A healthy dose of invective flourishes at Highland Manor asylum I hate to be curt, but welcome to the monkey house at 2 highland manor drive, where all manner of imbeciles go berserk. I and ......Read the rest...

...loo paper and turd remain in the toilet bowl ~ who forgot to flush?......Read the rest...