Bork Poems - Poems about Bork

Bork Bork Bork

...The kitchen was very smoky, Swedish Chef began to choky. Then Beaker walked in, beep-beeping a grin- “BORK! Da flame es okie dokie!” I chose Chef Limericks......

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Categories: bork, humorous,
Form: Limerick

The Call of the Alpha Male

...Robin Hood, man in tights Julius Caesar, might makes right Alexander, called "the Great" Sitting Bull, righteous hate Robert the Bruce, Attila the Hun Charlemagne, Napoleon Hear the c......

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Categories: bork, funny, hero, humorous, men,
Form: Light Verse

Take Your Hands Off My Gizzedlygork

...That's MY Gizzedlygork, Take your hands off it now! I paid dearly in silvery bork, Sniffed many a dandy wine cork! So that's my barrel of pork!! You say your schnitzelgamer Is more valuable t......

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Categories: bork, funny, imagination, parody, satire,
Form: Burlesque

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry