Bork Bork Bork
...The kitchen was very smoky,
Swedish Chef began to choky.
Then Beaker walked in,
beep-beeping a grin-
“BORK! Da flame es okie dokie!”
I chose Chef
Limericks...
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Categories:
bork, humorous,
Form: Limerick
The Call of the Alpha Male
...Robin Hood, man in tights
Julius Caesar, might makes right
Alexander, called "the Great"
Sitting Bull, righteous hate
Robert the Bruce, Attila the Hun
Charlemagne, Napoleon
Hear the c...
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Categories:
bork, funny, hero, humorous, men,
Form: Light Verse
Take Your Hands Off My Gizzedlygork
...That's MY Gizzedlygork,
Take your hands off it now!
I paid dearly in silvery bork,
Sniffed many a dandy wine cork!
So that's my barrel of pork!!
You say your schnitzelgamer
Is more valuable t...
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Categories:
bork, funny, imagination, parody, satire,
Form: Burlesque