Take Your Hands Off My Gizzedlygork

That's MY Gizzedlygork,
Take your hands off it now!
I paid dearly in silvery bork,
Sniffed many a dandy wine cork!
So that's my barrel of pork!!

You say your schnitzelgamer
Is more valuable than mine?
How dare you say that!
You piece of hoogleberry slime!

I went to school for years,
Have a Doctorate in Juxazable Sincronigork
You ain't got a prayer,
That's my barrel of pork!!

So, take your imitation kerclaptizoidian swiddle,
And go play a fiddle,
I'm not the man in the middle
That's MY Gizzedlygork!!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2008

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