Air Conditioning Is Evil
...just take off a layer
or walk around
topless
i am the archpriest
eating sugar puffs
i am the prelate
eating bagels
i am halfway
in
and halfway
out the window
the mother-in-law wants i...
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Categories:
bogeys, humor, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Gaslight Square
...In another narcoleptic nightmare,
along crepuscular curbs
I am endlessly stalked by the depraved.
Their railing against conspiring contrivances.
These gaslighting doctors of spin.
On every co...
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Categories:
bogeys, allegory, america, emotions, fear,
Form: Political Verse
I Am the Project Air Bridge
...I am the Project Air Bridge,
The veritable virus lord-cum-felon of duty fraud.
Fumaye's privileged his bridge that projects pompous airs.
Maelstrom, mammon coextend where it forks and fares.
Tra...
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Categories:
bogeys, extended metaphor,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Exploring the Crows Nest - Bawdy
...Our nickname for bogeys was 'crows'
Small fingers were wedged up our nose
We got frequently told
Please stop digging for gold
Did I excavate ... shh no one knows!
www.th...
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Categories:
bogeys, body, child, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Green Sleeves - Bawdy Limerick Edited
...Val’s daughter was picking her nose
Then wiping snot on Val’s new clothes
When Val finds sticky mess
Of green slime on her dress
The distress in her quickly rose
Green bogeys all o...
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Categories:
bogeys, clothes, humorous, mother daughter,
Form: Limerick
The Old-Age Home
...It wasn't in India, it wasn't even here,
rather, where you wanted it to be my dear,
I don't like the food and all the old fogeys,
they all just sit there picking their bogeys.
We tell stories: ...
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Categories:
bogeys, africa, age,
Form: Prose
In My Imagination
...In my imagination I have 16 nostrils,
As you can imagine that’s quite a buildup of green snot,
But it doesn’t matter because in my imagination,
I have 16 index figures, each one with a little mouth,
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Categories:
bogeys, imagination,
Form: Free verse