LIMERICKS NOT WRITTEN FOR A CONTEST
Men will slobber and drool when at the beach
Cuz bikinied women are out of reach
So eat your hearts out, men
For those girls you will yen
Fine women would consider you a leech
Men are enticed by girls with flat tummies
Though theirs are obese from eating yummies
They can keep dreaming
With beady eyes gleaming
Some of the male gender are such dummies
Men think of untying bikini strings
Of Victoria Secret girls with wings
They'd like to touch their tush
or better yet their.... shush!
Men want to do so many wicked things
Ogling girls clad in skimpy bikinis
Wishing they had three wishes from genies
Each one would be the same
Trying to UP their game
With enlargements for their teeny weenies
Turn about's always considered fair play
Many women would be glad for a lay
With a well muscled stud
Who would heat up her blood
Spendin' a lil time rollin' in the hay
There was a ladies man named Jack Uzzi
He fell hard for a bikinied floozy
She said, "I feel wet."
They started to pet
In Jack's whirlpool of love she felt woozy
People have formed in clumps
like little Chinese dumplings
under the few trees,
where the grass is thick and damp.
In the center of the park
a group of twenty-somethings
throw a frisbee;
their athletic legs
stutter and flutter and step.
Shirtless and bikinied,
their sweat looks like condensation
on a glass of ice water:
the beads mysteriously leaking from the skin.
That’s the body’s way of telling them
it’s too hot to run.
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