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Jack Uzzi

There was a ladies man named Jack Uzzi
He fell hard for a bikinied floozy
   She said, "I feel wet."
   They started to pet
In Jack's whirlpool of love she felt woozy

Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2020

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May 3, 2020 at 5:30 PM

Well crafted, Jack ! LOL

May 3, 2020 at 5:37 PM

Just call me 'Crafty.' lol. Thanks, Line! ~cy/gw

Andrea Dietrich

May 3, 2020 at 2:40 PM

haha, the wet line!!!

May 3, 2020 at 4:13 PM

Ha, ha!

May 3, 2020 at 2:09 PM

I bet she did, all those bubbles lol

May 3, 2020 at 4:12 PM

Champagne whirlpool, eh? Pretty tricky, that Jack Uzzi!

May 3, 2020 at 1:49 PM

very funny, gershon!

May 3, 2020 at 4:10 PM

Thanks for the feedback, Ilene. Smiles, gw

May 3, 2020 at 12:57 PM

ha ha ha GW would be even more saucy if you swapped lines 3 and 4 lol:-) hugs Jan xx thanks for the giggle:-)

May 3, 2020 at 4:09 PM

Ah, I was all wet, I guess. Thanks, Jan. :) gw

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 3, 2020 at 12:06 PM

Giggles. Why was I sure that big guns were about to be pulled? ;), xomo

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