B Daze
...Bidets may have a waterspout
So girls can wash the babies out
But water spray
Creates horseplay
If something's fishy, it's not trout!...
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Categories:
bidets, humor,
Form: Limerick
Praying For the End of the Braying
...Ironic how most of the wealthy old greenies
pamper their white satin fannies over fancy bidets
behind the walls of butchered Cherrywood trees.
Stuffing RVs and private planes with fracking gasol...
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Categories:
bidets, america, freedom,
Form: Free verse
2084
...The teacher sat at her desk so straight
And called the roll as each student would wait
The lesson of the day was the plague of 2020
A history where there were facts a plenty
It started in Wuhan...
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Categories:
bidets, world,
Form: Ballad
Earning Our Urn
...The left is desperately trying to gain a foothold
on the soiled neckbones of the socialist
the right rallies around their Donny guns
and high wall lock and load Tommy gun rhetoric
but neither sid...
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Categories:
bidets, america, social, world,
Form: Free verse