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Bidets Poems - Poems about Bidets

B Daze

...Bidets may have a waterspout So girls can wash the babies out But water spray Creates horseplay If something's fishy, it's not trout!......

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Categories: bidets, humor,
Form: Limerick

Praying For the End of the Braying

...Ironic how most of the wealthy old greenies pamper their white satin fannies over fancy bidets behind the walls of butchered Cherrywood trees. Stuffing RVs and private planes with fracking gasol......

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Categories: bidets, america, freedom,
Form: Free verse

2084

...The teacher sat at her desk so straight And called the roll as each student would wait The lesson of the day was the plague of 2020 A history where there were facts a plenty It started in Wuhan......

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Categories: bidets, world,
Form: Ballad

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Earning Our Urn

...The left is desperately trying to gain a foothold on the soiled neckbones of the socialist the right rallies around their Donny guns and high wall lock and load Tommy gun rhetoric but neither sid......

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Categories: bidets, america, social, world,
Form: Free verse