Earning Our Urn

The left is desperately trying to gain a foothold on the soiled neckbones of the socialist the right rallies around their Donny guns and high wall lock and load Tommy gun rhetoric but neither side is working for the working people They live for their own self interests. Everyone shouting about cleaving families but never bat an eye to the mincing of babies though our carbon footprints are rather large we all scream about going green. My how we love our freaky SUVS bidets, gouty meats and wall to stall heat. We're all hypocrites of the highest degree none making sacrifices for progeny or country we stumble along in the haze of mediocrity where the losers wear medals never earned as true freedom is led by the swine of the earth sipping Kool aid from a shimmering cup that looks hell Uva lot like an urn.