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Bidets may have a waterspout So girls can wash the babies out But water spray Creates horseplay If something's fishy, it's not trout!

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Date: 9/8/2022 2:29:00 PM
Here "Somethings Fishy" is a sushi, hibachi, teriyaki, tempura and full bar. My first bout with "sake" --You must be a Francophile Rico --do you hold dual citizenships, if so that's very cool! I am an Anglophile!
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Date: 9/2/2022 3:46:00 PM
no, how do you know about bidets , the first I saw one thought it was an eye rinsing machine lol
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 9/3/2022 11:34:00 AM
I was "educated" in Paris, where "washing the babies out" was a common Franco-American joke. Bidets certainly enhance enjoyment of oral sex! Aloha!
Date: 9/1/2022 7:38:00 PM
My...... ! This is too funny ! I think I have guessed it right....Quite fishy !
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 9/2/2022 10:52:00 AM
Good to get a laugh out of you! Aloha!
Date: 9/1/2022 1:09:00 PM
oh, rico! i was trying to figure out the topic from your title, but i was more than a few miles off!
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 9/2/2022 10:52:00 AM
Bidets are not common in the USA, but should be since they reduce STDs and abortions whilst producing more loving couples and healthier babies. Bidets are very popular where toilet paper is not, but the GOP insist all plumbing should be controlled by men in the USA. Aloha!