B Daze

Bidets may have a waterspout
So girls can wash the babies out
But water spray
Creates horseplay
If something's fishy, it's not trout!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Rose  Avatar
September 2, 2022 at 3:46 PM
no, how do you know about bidets , the first I saw one thought it was an eye rinsing machine lol
Leffanta Avatar
September 3, 2022 at 11:34 AM
I was "educated" in Paris, where "washing the babies out" was a common Franco-American joke. Bidets certainly enhance enjoyment of oral sex! Aloha!
George Avatar
September 1, 2022 at 7:38 PM
My...... ! This is too funny ! I think I have guessed it right....Quite fishy !
Leffanta Avatar
September 2, 2022 at 10:52 AM
Good to get a laugh out of you! Aloha!
Bauer Avatar
September 1, 2022 at 1:09 PM
oh, rico! i was trying to figure out the topic from your title, but i was more than a few miles off!
Leffanta Avatar
September 2, 2022 at 10:52 AM
Bidets are not common in the USA, but should be since they reduce STDs and abortions whilst producing more loving couples and healthier babies. Bidets are very popular where toilet paper is not, but the GOP insist all plumbing should be controlled by men in the USA. Aloha!
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