Humorous Beyond Poems

This world seems so care free,                   ...

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Blessings beyond or belief                     ...

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There once was a fellow from Leith

Whose habits were beyond belief,

He'd bathe in custard

Whilst gargling mustard,

Then play the spoons on his teeth.









Entry for
A Limerick, Old...

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Dear old Santa Claus was about to go out of his mind!
'Twas nigh Christmas Eve and his schedule was way behind!
His lazy elves had let...

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Beyond Compare by James Thomas Horn
 
Entire church choir may moan and groan if left alone
But beautiful Lisa sings in a league of her own
Beyond...

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Biggest Bra I Ever Saw

It was the biggest one I ever saw

So am writing a memoir about a bra;

To all laws known has an immunity

Based...

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Someone said it is prudent to advertise
But my poems are well-worn in disguise
And to everyone are beyond all recognition
With abounding ignorance full of repetition.

Can confusion...

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It is beyond my apprehension when I think of you
I know you are illegitimate but I thought you could draw too
The bondage between mother and...

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... you really think so?
I'm flattered to say the least,
but I honestly know not
where these words originate.
Do you think inside my squishy brain
is where they...

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