Beyond Compare

Biggest Bra I Ever Saw

It was the biggest one I ever saw

So am writing a memoir about a bra;

To all laws known has an immunity

Based on all of science's ingenuity.


There is something that I did not deny

Which is the fantastic ability to falsify;

Together clanging could cause a calamity

Unknown to nature and all of humanity.


Can you imagine for whom the breasts toll

So we decided to take at least another poll

Biggest ones are always had by an ignoramus

And for the size both became world famous.


Can you believe that or how about this.

Beauty and the Big Breasts. What would 

Disney think about them apples. Also,

would you have to be best dressed to

have the biggest breasts. See what the

Pearson Product Correlation Coefficient

is on that. Probably 0.9999 to allow for

error. Lastly, Her breasts were so debonair 

that they both were beyond compare and

quite a scare. Jim Horn
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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