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Beyond Compare

Biggest Bra I Ever Saw It was the biggest one I ever saw So am writing a memoir about a bra; To all laws known has an immunity Based on all of science's ingenuity. There is something that I did not deny Which is the fantastic ability to falsify; Together clanging could cause a calamity Unknown to nature and all of humanity. Can you imagine for whom the breasts toll So we decided to take at least another poll Biggest ones are always had by an ignoramus And for the size both became world famous. Can you believe that or how about this. Beauty and the Big Breasts. What would Disney think about them apples. Also, would you have to be best dressed to have the biggest breasts. See what the Pearson Product Correlation Coefficient is on that. Probably 0.9999 to allow for error. Lastly, Her breasts were so debonair that they both were beyond compare and quite a scare. Jim Horn

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