Beyond Belief In Leith

There once was a fellow from Leith

Whose habits were beyond belief,

He'd bathe in custard

Whilst gargling mustard,

Then play the spoons on his teeth.









Entry for
A Limerick, Old or New: 
Your personal favorite Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Andrea Dietrich
12/8/2019. Placed 3rd.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Wolf Avatar
August 19, 2019 at 9:22 PM
I'm just 'learing' at how good this one is, Gary. Congrats on your win in Andrea's contest! Best always, gw
Smith Avatar
August 20, 2019 at 5:02 AM
Lol, thank you Gershon. :)
Allison Avatar
August 19, 2019 at 2:54 PM
Got to agree with ninas comment it is very like the great Edward lear:-) Hugs Jan xx
Smith Avatar
August 19, 2019 at 2:57 PM
Thank you Jan. :)
Merryman Avatar
August 19, 2019 at 9:25 AM
Quite a unique man! A great limerick, Gary! Congrats on your win! Blessings, Kim
Smith Avatar
August 19, 2019 at 10:10 AM
Thank you Kim. :)
Rodrigues Avatar
August 18, 2019 at 10:09 PM
Quite talented! LOL! Congratulations, Gary!
Smith Avatar
August 19, 2019 at 3:49 AM
Thank you Kim. :)
Dietrich Avatar
August 18, 2019 at 8:17 PM
LOve your flow and the silliness of this one. Well done, Gary.Congrats in my contest.
Smith Avatar
August 19, 2019 at 3:49 AM
Thank you Andrea. :)
DiMino Avatar
August 12, 2019 at 4:12 PM
Quite an image, Gary. What the heck! If it makes him happy:) Really enjoyed this work.
Smith Avatar
August 12, 2019 at 4:12 PM
Thank you Joe. :)
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