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Best Your Goose Is Cooked Poems


Premium Member Bruce the Fool
*The goose of Bruce is finally cooked, for the cook got a look
at the fool that snuck up from behind *to goose the beautiful cook.

*For non-native English speakers: 
If your goose is cooked it means you are in trouble.
To goose someone is to pinch his...

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Categories: your goose is cooked, funny,
Form: Couplet
Hooked
Smoke a little weed, drink a little drink, there's nothing to it are so you think, but before you keep going you need to take a good look because underneath there lies a hook. So you do a little here, you do a little there...

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Categories: your goose is cooked, addiction, deep, faith, drug,
Form:
Premium Member Would That Our Love
Would that our love were constant as the Sun,
Who though He needs his daily rest too,
And slips under the cover of earth’s horizon
To find such bliss as He can without us
Always in his sight, still rises to greet us,
With each new dawn, as warm as...

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Categories: your goose is cooked, love,
Form: Blank verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Metaphor of Multi Plug
Metaphor of multi plug

The metaphor of the multi plug 
With lines and leads connected lugs,
To keep you on their lead,
Believing all their krappy creed,
from some dirty unwashed thug,
You poor mental as passive weed,
Do you dig the drain I’ve dug
Or has you brain gone off to...

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Categories: your goose is cooked, adventure, drug,
Form: Ballad
Overdose
Where is the time you lost
How do you outrun yourself
Can you drink enough
Smoke it down to the filter

What is love when you've lost it again
Who are the demons 
When you play with them at night

Why bother to hide the hate you feel
When the hate just...

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Categories: your goose is cooked, depressionlost, hate, lost,
Form:
Premium Member Tales From the Immigrant Front
'Your goose is cooked'
  I told Azizi
"My what is what?"
  He questioned me

'Your goose is cooked'
  softly repeated
Azizi frowned
  He looked defeated

I wondered why
  he couldn't see
his goose in my oven
  of transparency...

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Categories: your goose is cooked, america, arabic, confusion, language,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Nations of Compassion

         Nations of Compassion?


     Follow the crowd, or else,
     Your goose is cooked but good.
     Bend your square head in obeisance.
    ...

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Categories: your goose is cooked, freedom, perspective,
Form: Rhyme
Cooked Goose
You know the old saying your goose is cooked
Whenever I hear that I really get shooked
I hear there's some truth to that nasty old saying
I'm valuable because of the many eggs I keep laying

You have to learn how to run really fast
If you don't, how...

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Categories: your goose is cooked, bird, cute, food, funny,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry