Best Your Goose Is Cooked Poems
Below are the all-time best Your Goose Is Cooked poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of your goose is cooked poems written by PoetrySoup members
Immunity To a Death SentenceNow the public library in our town contains the knowledge for mankind,
and there’s not much happening ‘round the world, that I cannot find.
I can...
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Categories:
your goose is cooked, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
When Pigs FlyI was helping a customer with her internet issues,
and remarked that before we’re done, that she will be
like one of our field technicians.
She indicated...
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Categories:
your goose is cooked, animal, cool, farm, flying,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
your goose is cooked, break up, feelings,
Form:
Senryu
Bruce the Fool*The goose of Bruce is finally cooked, for the cook got a look
at the fool that snuck up from behind *to goose the beautiful cook.
*For...
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Categories:
your goose is cooked, funny,
Form:
Couplet
HookedSmoke a little weed, drink a little drink, there's nothing to it are so you think, but before you keep going you need to take...
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Categories:
your goose is cooked, addiction, deep, faith, drug,
Form:
I do not know?
Don'T Tell BonesStar Trek officer Mr. Spock
simply couldn't find his sock
which he had just overlooked
but don't tell Bones Spock's goose was cooked!...
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Categories:
your goose is cooked, fantasy, funny, imagination, nostalgia,
Form:
Clerihew
Hopey Dopey DooHope is the notion
to swim across the ocean
and pray you won't drown
when it gets thick and brown
Hope is that dope
that get you hooked...
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Categories:
your goose is cooked, hope, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
Haiku: Global Warming Montage#1
planetary caution
shards of ice slow river’s flow -
wet dreams in winter
#2
pieces float seaward
season’s broken spirit weeps –
humpty dumpty earth
#3
glaciers slide downhill
seasonal creep advancing -
uncertain...
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Categories:
your goose is cooked, abuse, life, science,
Form:
Haiku
WinterbaneWinterBane
WinterBane
Soltive pre ordained priest warlike additives initially a Jesus Freak becoming cold
hearted in the winter. Bane has come with hatred of...
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Categories:
your goose is cooked, adventure, fantasy, sea, seasonsme,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Beyond Horizon ReentryDropped out of whap five, hyperdrive is fried and so am I. Cruised through
a seven eleven, picked up some goodies for me mates. Bottle of...
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Categories:
your goose is cooked, fantasy, mother, me, old,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Toothless Ruth RevisitedForgive me, just some silly nonsense...
You can have your Chatty Cathy
Or Annie with the big Fanny
But you can't have Tom Terrific
You don't get it? That's...
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Categories:
your goose is cooked, humorous, , cute,
Form:
Quatrain
Categories:
your goose is cooked, people,
Form:
Senryu
What the Bartender HeardPlease pass me a double with 100-proof zing
No, I’ve no money, but I’ll pay with this ring
Yes, it’s a diamond yet it lost its luster
I...
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Categories:
your goose is cooked, angst, husband, me,
Form:
Couplet
The Hen That Doesn'T Chicken OutThe goose cranes its neck in time to see egrets and cranes
chicken out from a furious fight over seeds and grains
...
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Categories:
your goose is cooked, animals, children, funny, wife,
Form:
Rhyme
The Birds On the FarmTen years ago, there was a cock
Who lived up to his name.
For though he left us all well-fed,
He left the yard in shame.
Replaced was he...
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Categories:
your goose is cooked, politicalthanksgiving, bird, bird, thanksgiving
Form:
Personification