Best Xxx Poems

After parking I busted my ass
Cut my elbows and knees on some glass
What was my first thought?
“Quick! Scan the whole lot
To make sure no one saw you, JACKASS”...

Continue reading...

Last night I dreamed Rhonda and I were so desperate for income that we either started or were hired by a grandma sex hotline.

I don't remember a lot of the dream but I remember taking one call, and I provided a narrative something like, "Well...

Continue reading...

ATLAS SCRUBBED         

            Let’s all sit down and discuss this rationally
Since it is of import internationally
And hysteria will get us nowhere
So let’s get a few facts...

Continue reading...

And after had passed the two enraged by
On which I had before pointed my sight,
I turned to others evil-born my eye.

I saw one, who the form of lute have might,
If he the groin in full had only had
Truncated from the man fork left to right.

His...

Continue reading...

Embarrassing moments .. oh I guess we’ve all had a few
But this is one is so memorable so I will share it with you!

My hubby had become friends with Dave through work 
and we had been invited for a Chinese meal with him and his...

Continue reading...

The time when Juno excruciated was 
Due to Salome against the Theban blood,
As many times was shown to be the cause,

Atamante became so insane and crud,
That when his wife with two sons saw
To go on and have both hands full could,

Shouted: “Let us lay nets,...

Continue reading...

unveil your musky mystery
unzip my rigid release
each alluring arabesque
scream my name..again...

Continue reading...

The first time I got married, it was a church affair. 
And as all good grooms, I wanted it to go off with a certain flair.

Everything was ready that I could think of
Now all that remained was to share and profess our love.

The ceremony was...

Continue reading...

Me and Nette Onclaud’s poem are somewhat related
I was caught in a rather awkward solo that was x rated
I heard the pan go bang
Me balls went clang
And me hand was upset we've not successfully mated...

Continue reading...

i closed my eyes
and heres what i saw:

a horse being burned
by other horses
they all had the same owner
they all lived in the same place
but the burning horse was different
or as the others called him:
odd and EVIL

i opened my eyes
as i sat in the pew next...

Continue reading...

Unquotable quotes: Beggars - ***

Who said beggars cannot be choosers?

Who chooses for them the place, the moment or the people they choose to beg from; the hours of the begging day; the alms they refuse; the advice they brush aside; the language they use –...

Continue reading...

Madame Scarecrow


First hair spa and salon returned complexion
I sat cross legged before my boss blushingly
Fingers quickly transcripting notes
While eyeing him coyly
With fashionista smudged moony eyes
Thought I was no less than the ultimate 
Egyptian Queen Cleopatra
In the sultry heat the fan at high speed
Aired my valuable...

Continue reading...

Oh so delightful
Not at all frightful
Oh just one taste
It wont go to waste
One kiss down low
Oh I want to know
Would my tongue slip in
Would we sin
Steal just one kiss
No one would miss
Savor the flavor...suck the sucker...steal the sugar
Oh I want to know what it is...

Continue reading...

They call me crybaby
'cause I cry all the time
Can't hold back my tears
When I'm not feeling fine

Give me my milk
I'm raising my voice
Don't you wanna play
With me and my toys? 

I hurt my head
Won't you come running? 
I'll scream even louder
When I don't hear you...

Continue reading...

Oh Feathered,  

Feather

In my dream's 

You spoke to me of change 

And a guardian angel

Yet nothing since has changed 

I am still the same 

No lion's I have tamed, 
Nor horses spirit's I have broke 

I am I fear what i appear 

A wheel...

Continue reading...