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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Embarrassing moments .. oh I guess we’ve all had a few But this is one is so memorable so I will share it with you! My hubby had become friends with Dave through work and we had been invited for a Chinese meal with him and his girlfriend I had never met them before and was a little bit nervous The restaurant we went to was very posh Dave and Tracey had eaten there the week before We all got on like a house on fire and laughed all night The conversation flowed, as did the wine. We had a delicious meal and it was then time to order dessert Banana fritters were on the menu, my mouth watered at the thought Oh I simply adore banana fritters drizzled with golden syrup We all agreed to have the same dessert Dave’s eyes lit up and he called the waiter over he ordered ‘banana fritter specials’ … winked at the waiter and they both laughed We continued chatting whilst we waited for our desserts to arrive Suddenly the other diners went quiet and then they started to laugh I turned round to see two waiters striding across the room Each carrying two plates with our desserts Yes banana fritters … but not like I had EVER witnessed before or since The banana had been cooked with two ‘dough balls’ one on either side and had been arranged on the plate so that the banana was ‘upright’ A blob of cream at the top of the banana fritter completed the effect By the time this phallic pudding was placed in front of me my face was as red as a tomato and I was crying with laughter. I wanted the floor to open up and engulf me I was so embarrassed as everyone was laughing at us Somehow we all managed to eat our desserts It was the best banana fritter I’ve ever tasted - and definitely the most memorable! We became great friends with Dave and Tracey but never went back to that restaurant again This happened in 1991 and is a 100% true story! Most embarrassing moment Contest Sponsor Mystic Rose 10~10~15
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