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A 'Trip' To the Mall - Xxx

After parking I busted my ass
Cut my elbows and knees on some glass
What was my first thought?
“Quick! Scan the whole lot
To make sure no one saw you, JACKASS”

Copyright © Tim Ryerson | Year Posted 2015

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James Fraser Date: 6/17/2015 2:32:00 PM So many have tripped, fallen, and yes, we do tend to look around, love this Tim, James.... :) Login to Reply

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 6/11/2015 11:13:00 PM Haha...this gave me a great laugh Tim. How the ego pushes through pain. Login to Reply

Monterey Sirak Date: 6/10/2015 7:03:00 AM I've done this so much, I just sit on the ground and laugh. The best was in Nashville at the Country Music Walk Of Fame. I tripped and ended up face down on one of the stars! If you are going to be clutzy, do it with style. Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 6/8/2015 3:54:00 PM hahaha. Yes, we all do that when we fall in public.A great visual one, my friend. Login to Reply

Richard Lamoureux Date: 6/8/2015 10:57:00 AM It seem each time I make a fool of my self I am amidst many people and when I do something right not a person is in sight. Fun Limerick! Login to Reply

Nette Onclaud Date: 6/8/2015 7:19:00 AM tim, you are on fun roll... i like your effervescent wit!.. how are you?... temp here is 88 degrees and my TPS tech difficulties continue... huggs! Login to Reply

Casarah Nance Date: 6/8/2015 6:52:00 AM HAHAHA ohh man, I'd laugh, then I'd help you up. Hugs xxx Login to Reply

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 6/8/2015 6:11:00 AM - A great an fun lim. Tim :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply

Jan Allison Date: 6/8/2015 4:35:00 AM OUCH! ha ha ha great limerick:-) Hugs Jan xx 7 Login to Reply

Nette Onclaud Date: 6/8/2015 4:18:00 AM tim, you are on fun roll... i like your effervescent wit!.. how are you?... temp here is 88 degrees and my TPS tech difficulties continue... huggs! Login to Reply Tim Ryerson Date: 6/8/2015 4:52:00 AM Doing well my friend! We are already in the 90's here in South Louisiana with KILLER humidity to go with it. We only have 3 seasons here...Hot, Hotter and DAMN this heat! Will Soup Mail you soon...