Best Wot Poems

Tell me friends, wot ya tink the word “antsy” means
Does it mean like somebody but with much bigger jeans
Does it refer to someone edgy
Who gets constantly all sweaty
When things get dicey do they throw tantrums and scream


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Hey little brother,
I’m still waiting to be
served, so I thought I’d 
make you a  Big  Mac so  you  can
  eat my words. I know losing weight
  is  hard    especially  for  you , I
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In the words of the great Bard, "Alas".
But enough of Shakespeare my friends.
For it has come to pass
That half a century and yet five more
Years that is, not my cricket score.
Have gone beneath the bridge of life.  (Albeit that it was meant to be...

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Can I ask a question ?
someone asked me wot is wot,
I failed to answer him because I didn't know wot is wot.

But now I'm asking you the question,
wot is wot ?

Are you confused or should I say muddled,
don't worry I will give you a clue.

Wot...

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