Best White Elephant Poems

Attention all voters
Who love a great scam
The Republican Party
Now welcomes flimflam

Republican healthcare
Fell apart at the seams
Through an absence of facts
And a surplus of dreams

Republican planning
Takes a decade or two 
To discover what's missing
Is an average IQ

American healthcare
(Most expensive on earth)
Will not save your life
But destroy...

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This might not be a pleasant flow of appropriate language
A somewhat complicated and abstruse diction
Maybe, a puerile illusion…
You think so?
Imagine and picture that clearly
Because if in our quest to achieve greatness and becoming self actualized
With an acute sensibility coupled with quickness of intellect
Adhering to forms...

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AFTER GARGANO CRIME FAMILY OF MADISON WISCONSIN BLEW UP MY FACE WITH A CAR BOMB MY LIFE WAS THREATENED THEY BEGAN TO EXTORT MY LIVELY HOOD IMPERSONATE ME PAYING WISCONSIN CITY OFFICIALS TO FRAME DISABLED AFRICAN AMERICANS FALSIFYING HELL ON EARTH PRESENTING IT TO THE...

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By my family I was never wanted
Must've been the mouth,the brain that they hated
Living is such a sin I'd have to die to be celebrated
After all I live with these freaks,so how do I remain unaffected?
Even when I'm there my presence remains uninhabited

See,I've met better...

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BEING ADMITTED WITH A 3MM ANEURYSM IN THE HOSPITAL MY PARAMEDICS 222 TO MY SURPRISE SEEING THE CONVOY PASS US ON A COUNTRY ROAD FBI WASHINGTON DC PANTING OF COURSE HEARING MY NEIGHBORS ON WORLD NEWS TONIGHT YELLING OH NANCY OH NANCY FIRST RESPONDERS BEATEN...

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I close my eyes, a white elephant near,
Sparkling like marble, bringing you here.
On his back, you shine like a star,
A prince so handsome, no one can compare.

In a land where dreams softly fall like snow,
We run through the hills, moving slow.
I’ll touch you like sunbeams,...

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