That Is Not My Elephant

For Matt Caliri's contest-that's not my elephant. "That's not my elephant, Ella" You have to sell this junk by yourself. The faster the better. I have the second graders coming by for a tour of the museum later, so I have to go. Just get rid of that thing somehow! Ella states that the constitution's Bill of rights gives us rights to freedom. I will keep my white elephant if I want. I pay half the rent on this apartment. By the way it is your time to make spaghetti tonight and don't forget the meat sauce! We are out of parmesan cheese too. Ella, that futon is taking up too much space and has to go. Call goodwill.