Best Warning(A) Poems

Tina was a prostitute
          a lady of the night
        By day she whiled the hours away
          staying out of sight

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[A parody of Mistletoe and Wine... apologies to Sir Cliff]
[‘Chorus’ indented for easy skipping if desired]


This night it will bring, a venomous sting
His life is long past, his cadaver’s grinning
He smells dreams of Santa and knows where to go
Innocents burning, their faces aglow

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A big turd's journey nears it's end.
On the sheets it shalt not descend.

Now heed the warning I have said.
Please do not poop on the bed.

I know the pressure seems great.
And your bowel's contents nears its final fate...

but I must ask you to keep this in...

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