Best Waffle Poems

There is reason to get up in the morning
Raisin toast, breakfast tacos, and even bacon
But I would make case that there is no reason to get up at all

Why would anyone leave a perfectly comfy bed?
Pillows all piled high and the duvet just so
Swimming in...

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Customers are like bouquets of flowers passing through our twenty-four hours.
Breakfast, lunch, or dinner all 365 calendar days guaranteed for a full twenty-four seven.
“Hello Sir”! Welcome to Waffle House America’s favorite place to eat!
Some say we are the closest thing next to God's Great Heaven!
We...

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In a moment my Mom just came
She said when we welcomed by the death
Maybe the soul would be shifted to other planet
Possibly moon is the waiting room

She said people could float in the outer space
Similar thing that spirits do
Maybe we granted a pair of wings
When...

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A teapot has a wonderful wingspan of over five centimetres but a button for a shirt has incredible wings measuring sixty eight point nine metres. This was sure to upset teapot who rather fancied itself as being the largest wing in the house. Blatant blaring...

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I choose not to waffle
I choose to pancake instead
The reason I don't waffle is
Because things don't get that confusing

Though my blueberries may get squashed 
Rolling around inside my melon
I don't get so undecided
That I have to waffle 

When faced with a tough situation 
I'll really...

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i killed myself 
and got an eviction notice 
he stuck it to 
my coffin with a wad of 
tangerine gum 



my mind has become melted parsley, 

my ears frozen cheese. 

like old aunt ginny used to say 

(lord jesus almighty 

bless her heart 

and soul...

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DOUBLE  WAFFLE




Russel Crowe  in metal armor clothing needs sequel  to GLADIATOR  
Schwartzenegger, the all-metal guy, needs sequel  to TERMINATOR

Both could be dressed entirely  in clothing of metal  
And act tough, giving off a lot of hot air to...

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Do I want a waffle, or do I want a pancake?
Do I want a  black eye, or do I want a belly ache?

Do I want an Edsel, or do I want a 'Vette?
Should I take a Train, Or fly in a Jet?

Is the weather...

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                        Hurrah

                Delicious, delightful

             Bubbles, steam,...

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There's no waffle axed 
by someone flaccid.

Volodymyr Knyr
2017...

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The Waffle Iron 
She left me her father came to take her home
the train left nine at night; they sat in the café 
I was outside the pain of the split up was overwhelmingly
painful but I had to cry silently.
Quarter to nine they took up...

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little julie enjoys her waffle cone
three scoops of vanilla with lots of sprinkles
saw her alone in the middle of a hefty snowfall with nothing on but a sweater and some faded jeans
that night, i fixed her some warm chicken noodle soup and some hot chocolate
i...

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--------------------------WAFFLE HOUSE 


    Chili and grilled cheese
    the next off ramp takes me there
    road warriors fix


       GINSU-KNIFE   EASTPORT , MAINE  USA...

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House With Waffle

Went to a house where they served waffle,
Which was terrible and  it had been awful;
Our regret;
Won't forget;
Turned out being bad down to last claw full.

Jim Horn...

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The door rings,
I look up,
someone with someone else,
back to my eggs and hash browns.
The door rings
Spatulas knell the griddle.
The skinny cook yells in Kentucky Yiddish.
Flapjacks slap in midair,
syrup dongs in jug and jar.
...

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