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I Never Waffle

I choose not to waffle
I choose to pancake instead
The reason I don't waffle is
Because things don't get that confusing

Though my blueberries may get squashed 
Rolling around inside my melon
I don't get so undecided
That I have to waffle 

When faced with a tough situation 
I'll really pancake that one
But at least I don't French toast it
OK now I'm getting silly

So again I choose not to waffle
And I definitely won't  French toast
 I'll just keep on pancakeing 
And hope my blueberries don't get squashed

Copyright © Edward Mccall | Year Posted 2017

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FJ Thomas Date: 1/16/2018 8:17:00 AM AHHA! But what about zee crepe?! lol had fun reading this one Edward! Login to Reply Edward Mccall Date: 1/16/2018 1:14:00 PM Ah yes the crepe, Well they "crepe" things happen to those who do not waffle. Bad joke I know, Thank you Shadow I'm glad you had fun reading this have a wonderful day my new soup friend. [;-)

Cheryl Hoffman Date: 6/11/2017 7:51:00 AM Sounds like your a person who doesn't beat around the bush (blueberry of course!) Enjoyed your humorous poem which is giving me a hankering for some pancakes!~Che :) Login to Reply Edward Mccall Date: 6/11/2017 8:11:00 AM And go have those pancakes (blueberry) if you prefer. Edward Mccall Date: 6/11/2017 8:10:00 AM Good morning Cheryl thank you so much for your kind comments. And thank you for the chuckle about beating around the bush I'm glad to hear you enjoyed the poem have a blessed day

Jan Allison Date: 6/10/2017 4:55:00 PM I don't eat pancakes and I only waffle in my poetry lol - enjoyed your tasty humourous poem Edward:-) hugs Jan x Login to Reply Edward Mccall Date: 6/11/2017 8:17:00 AM Good morning Jan, sorry to hear you don't eat pancakes LOL but I'm so happy you found my pancake poem tasty. you write some tasty poetry as well even if it does have waffle on it LOL. Have a blessed day you and yours. Also I think you'll like my new acrostic it will be in this afternoon.