Best Uranus Poems

Uranus is tilted on it's side, gonna check out mine
Not making this up, a strange space fact I did find
Weird things fill outer space
Some too scary to face
Need to get back on drugs, my mind ain't aligned...

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Oh Uranus, father of the gods.
The first of the ice giants.
Cold and cloudy.
You are tilted almost on your side.
Many narrow rings surround you,
Not as great as Saturns,
But impressive still.
Your moons named after characters of-
Shakespeare and Pope.
Miranda, Ariel, Umbriel, Titania and Oberon.


*Work in progress*...

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Uranus, arsenal and album
All three refer to our rear chasm   
Sometimes smelly
Like a goat's underbelly
But often causing painful spasms...

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Smoke rises and blinds us of the view of the amazing
gas obscures the light and effects the waves of color
and surprises the watchers that are unknown
enjoying the spectacular yet shadowed person;
the wielder of spells
the holder of incantations
the possessor of magic!
Here he comes unannounced
to bewilder and...

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Uranus is tilted on it's side, gonna check out mine
Not making this up, a strange space fact I did find
Weird things fill outer space
Some too scary to face
Need to get back on drugs, my mind ain't aligned...

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Uranus, a wonder to explore,
A mystery to unravel and adore.
Seventh from the sun, a world of blue-green,
With secrets to unveil, like none you've seen.

Tilted axis, a unique sight,
At 98 degrees, it spins just right,
And negative 224 degrees Celsius,
Uranus is one of the coldest, no less.

Methane,...

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Can anyone say Uranus without grinning 
Regaining composure, restart from the beginning
Don't know what's so funny
It's a planet, you dummies
True, it reminds us of one's bum and need for singing...

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Uranus is tilted, gonna check out mine
Not making this up, a strange fact I did find
Weird things in space
Too scary to face
Need to get back my drugs, my mind to realign...

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Uranus is tilted, gonna check out mine
Not making this up, a strange fact I did find
Weird things in space
Too scary to face
Need to get back on drugs, my mind to realign...

Continue reading...

Uranus is tilted, gonna check out mine
Not making this up, a strange fact I did find
Weird things in space
Too scary to face
Need to get back my drugs, my mind to realign...

Continue reading...

Uranus
is a planet
with temperate
weather
the drawback
is strong wind
five moons
the romantically
inclined can find
exhausting 


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she had a burning desire; an egocentric thrill.
a need to disrupt the constancy of her life,
to dramatically dissociate from conformity,
and become the sole dweller of her universe.
one that rebels it's place in the cosmos.

she was already remote from the others,
outrageously imposing and other-worldly,
she accentuated perfect...

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