Best Unseemly Poems

The Pink Panther's entourage wore camouflage

       ~ Subterfuge or Sabotage?...

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Santa arrived on our street yesterday
spewing considerable exhaust
while riding atop a parade of firetrucks and vans,
floodlit like a nativity display at night,
full sirens and blaring Christmas carols
competing for my Fetal Alcohol daughter's rapt attention.

Santa rolls at stately parade pace,
while ever more impatiently
my troubled daughter jumps...

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When looked upon by others they turn away for your face is very unseemly to them
But when my eyes look upon you I see nothing but beauty, because indeed you are beautiful

For you shine so very bright that the sun itself must turn aside from...

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SCORES OF SORES AND SORRY POURS

ALL FILLED, BOTH UP AND OUT

TO BALANCE SCALES OF EMPTY PAGES

TIPPED FROM BOTTLED BOTTOMS END

POURED FROM MOUTH TO SPOUT.

TIMELESS AGES TALLIES MADE 

HALF EMPTY BY OUR FOOL

PAGES STAID AND TURNING LAID 

WHILE DRAUGHT OF DROP-LESS DRINK

IS SAVORED COOL.

DESTINY OF MAN...

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