Best Umph Poems

The middle class here can't be saved
When 0.001% act so depraved
Their wealth without end
These royals* still pretend
Did not come from us—their 
enslaved**


*The Royals: CEOs, Banksters, Revolving Door Regulators, The FED, Congressmen for sale, Lobbyists, Board Members of Big Corporations, Major Shareholders who vote for these...

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U-umph, Oof-fa ha!.... There, comfy now?
Hey, would you pick up your tush,
reach in here and pick up your wife's locket?
It's  down here under my cush,
and please get that screw driver outa your pocket? 
That's good for me, yes much better.
Is it good for you...

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Alone,
I sit
and
breath in...
your essence.
Once again,
You've brought 
meaning,
understanding,
and a certain...flavor,
to my presence.
I love your...
Hot & Chocolatey, Self!
You're not COMPLETELY, 
worthless,
sitting on the
shelf.
but, you have so much
more to offer,
when I hold you!
When I can sip at you,
&
nip at you,
as my hands,
warmly, mold you.
And, with one sweet taste,
I...

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Right now There are millions of words that can describe the difference between you and i/ in fact it's bout the same as many times as I thought of dying/ it's not something I'm of afraid of/ I just feel bad for the days I...

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Ploop Plop
I flopped down onto the black leather coach
Wee Snaw 
I inhaled deeply
Slowly i twisted my head to the right
The AT&T remote control lay blocked
Umph
An attempt to get the remote; I succeded
Click Click Click
I changed the channel
"A shooting at Sandy Hook" the weatherman said
"Elementary students...

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umph
ant?

nice baby?...

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trump, um, um
do no ald, trrrr
umph ! umph !
trump..rump...

( written in the style of the dadaist eugen gomringer)...

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The folks were all ages
And surely it was not a matter of color, 
Some were bold in their strut, 
Arrogant in the tilt of their heads, 
Making the statement -'You Owe Me World! '
'If you don't have a cripe with your landlord, the line
Forms here!...

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Words cannot begin to express
How I truly feel about you
Questions of why you’re always on my mind
And yet I have no clue

Visions of you, of us
Are trapped in my dreams
I can’t let my mind rest… where you’re concerned
As though it seems

Never completely understanding
What it was...

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Mr. Male, sat high in a tree.
He can almost reach the sky.
He looked up and longed to be free.
So he stretched his long arms.
Just to graze the clouds.
All around gathered crowd's
Just to watch Mr. Male
Fail.

So every morning with the birds
He would stretch and the clouds...

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in response to his baptist cousin’s question
as to whether he had started looking to 
religion
as a way of dealing with his newfound pancreatic cancer
of which
nothing medical could be done
he simply replied, “no”---
to one son asking if philosophy was doing anything for him
he repeated the same---
in...

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It's over
I'm done.
Lungs burning, legs jelly.
Each step brings 
A new level of pain.
I need to stop for a minute,
Just one minute.
Stopping however,
Is not an option.
Delivery is essential.
Lives depend on my
Continual forward movement.
Sounds of men and machines
Drift in on the wind.
Must keep moving.
Attempts at diversion and...

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Red hat
         Trump
                 Trump Trump

Ta-ta-ta –rump
               ...

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Before i wrote i knocked on wood.' Maybe an omen? Take
Note we should? Or maybe thousands of pieces of paper'
How many to boil a kettle? Will we find out later? Meanwhile in Spain,  were results its plain.' I wager Its due to the move.?...

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Quote by: Harry J Horsman  
Today experts sole objective, to create
a need for their need. 

I won't get political, I won't get religious 
I won't even get involved in things of epidemic proportion 
Its all about Energy and saving 
the last bit of Umph...

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