Best Tsp Poems

½ cup sass
1 tbsp eye roll
2 cups suprirotive 
1 cup white privilege 
½ tsp rudeness
1 brand new car, softened 
5 oz brand name clothing
A dash of allof, to taste 

Add all ingredients together, while whisking in misinformed news media. Mix thoroughly for pretentious....

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Raul Moreno
(a Poetry Dish)
 
4c. of God                                      ...

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Arni Kleftiko Stolen Lamb


The Cypriots and Greeks have a few differences,
And can argue a great deal,
But both agree when it comes to ‘Kleftiko”
It has forever been, the most delectable 
Traditional Greek meal,
That ever a bandit could steal!
It is absolutely scrumptious for those	
Who of it have...

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A.) Jiffy white cake mix :  2 boxes

      Dole pear halves : 1 can (no juice)(heavy or light syrup)

      Canola oil: 1/2 cup

       Seasoned rice vinegar(Brand name Mizkan,Nakano):...

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A New Monster on the Loose

By Elton Camp

I suppose that honesty is never a defect
One product’s name is so scarily correct

For it is certainly a monster, yes indeed
For a day, no more sodium or fat will need

It’s Hardee’s fast food we thank for this treat
The...

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1 3/4 cups = all purpose flour
1 tsp = baking powder
1 tsp = baking soda
1 tsp = salt (opt - to taste)
1/8 tsp = ground cinnamon (opt - to taste)
1/8 tsp = ginger (opt - to taste)
1/8 tsp = nutmeg (opt - to taste)
1/8 tsp=...

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Lyricvixen's Mock Peach Pie Recipe
    1) 375 degrees F - bake - pie crust -
    10 to 15 minutes (may vary in oven) read directions - set aside
    DRY Medium bowel **
    2)...

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Lyricvixen's Fried Wonton Recipe

childlike memories with
an adult like twist
(just: a tiny dollop + ketchup & mustard & pickles
    ?? a McDonald's Mickey D's thing going on )

1.) ?? first overnight "soaking" 1/4 cup to 1/2 cup = RICE
(WHY = https://allpoetry.com/poem/14723469-Why-Soak-Rice-Overnight-by-Verlecia)

note - make...

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Grab bright orange sweet potatoes     -       6    
                        ...

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It's spring and fresh Farmers Market 
asparagus always calls for a quiche, 
so I dig out the May,1986 Milk Calendar  
recipe, you can’t get more Canadian.
We use a pressed wheat germ crust because
we’re not good at real pastry, the secret is
cold hands according to...

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Lyricvixen's Easy Fried Rice for two or three Recipe

1.) 1/2 TBSP = butter

2.) 1/2 cup = onions (or one tbsp of dry onions)

3.) one Clove = garlic minced
          ( 1 tsp garlic powder or 1/2 tsp...

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Wet Ingredients

* 2 - bananas
* 1/8 tsp - pure vanilla extract
* 1/8 tsp - banana extract
* 1 Tbsp - Butter (i use 1/2 Tbsp for shake)
("Original Spread - Country Crock")
*  1/2 cup or 1 cup Milk (used - Thai Kitchen coconut milk)
  ...

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Lyricvixen's Dark Cherry Blueberry Chocolate Ice Cream (Low-Calcium)(not-vegan) )

11.1 oz - (OR - 330ml or four 1/3 cups) Embe Coconut Milk -
              ( whole container)  (got at Walmart)

* ten - Pitted*...

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5-6 pounds of meaty oxtails
1 cup of olive oil
1 cup of flour
3 tsp. Of dried thyme
5 tablespoons of cilantro
1 cup of celery
1 cup of chopped onion
1 cup of red bell pepper
3 chopped chipotle peppers
1 bottle of beer
2 cups of ginger ale
1/4 cup of lemon juice

Combine...

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 hello soupers... i don't know why the winners' list of  'color my mood' contest has not been published...it is on my contest page though; so for your peace of mind, here are the final results... i'm sure TSP admin is taking a look...

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