Best Tory Poems

(Part 4 of 5)
When do the children come home from school? 
Oh that’s a spot of luck I have a shopping trip with the girls planned
That I want to get under my belt
Before half-term when we holiday in the Seychelles  
When the kids are...

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Everyone is struggling, in debt and dismay
Why would anyone consider voting Theresa May.
Answers a question with a question
She'll say what she needs to, to win her first election.
She doesn't care about you or me
Tax cuts for the rich that's all you'll see.
Teachers, nurses, doctors all...

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Do you ever worry about? 
Some of the things that I see
Happening to hard working, decent families -
Or can you not imagine? 

Here is a taste of the lives of the working poor 
The people your husband works very hard 
To keep from your door...

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You’ve got by somehow so far without debt as 
You know this way of life is no good, but they won’t leave you be 
To manage the best way you can with what you have 
Even if it means doing without because that’s important to...

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Because he knows that despite the fact he’s a decent man
There’s no other way to sort this out 
When even the police too are scared to arrest 
Or think it’s pointless 
In case they too are tarnished with ‘racist’ 
Or they yet again have to...

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(Part 5 of 5)

And no more your kids will get a chance above mine 
Because at my work I’ve never even met the bosses

You see we were able to hold our own before 
And keep the wolves from the door
I could even see a future....for...

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The Tory an heartless beast no morals. 
They harm those that need help most, regardless
Their retarded approach harms  less able
their mission to hit the poor the hardest.    

Private educated school boys clueless 
to those whose lives are spent broke,penniless. 
Societys ...

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I wish I was a Tory,
It would be another story,
So much simpler not to care
Or have to be aware
Of how other folks must strive
To make a crust to stay alive.
I could keep my privileged indifference
Surrounded by a picket fence
I wouldn't have to own the knowledge
(Whilst...

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Liberal tory predjucide

457 visas 2 help the jobless score,
a hundred thousand jobless,
upon our Aussie shore,
one hundred thousand imported,
by howard the duck billed rat,
{still here}
fat ole bat got 30 thousand more,
are you aware of that?
so special working in the mines,
the greed of ancient whores,
class distinction aint...

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Theresa she's a Tory 

a disgrace to the fair sex.

She loves to  terrorise the sick

and she takes the cars away from the sick 

and who's mentor Maggie took the milk of your kids 

tax breaks for the filthy rich

and visits to a food bank...

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SWAN SONG OF AN OLD-GUARD TRUE-BLUE TORY
 
I am  one of the last of a dying breed,
I’m an antique true-blue Tory.
I grew up on Super-Mac
And ‘the Land of Hope and Glory.’

In Rab Butler I once found
A man both mild and sane.
Ted Heath I took...

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You see we were able to hold our own before 
And keep the wolves from our own front door
But this we are now struggling to do since your 
Husband and his party changed the rules

This is not just your country you know 
Your playground, your...

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Tory door

The
terrible curse of
the Tory boor,
To cheat your
brother, rob him
sure,
To steal from his
downtrodden wife,
To want - not yours,
The curse does bite,
Moral flaws 4 sure,
4 greed doth oil the
wheels and cogs,
Avarice a-plenty 4
Tory dogs,
Would steal the fur
right off the frogs,
If they had sign of
any?
So seventy years...

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She donned a pair of Tory Burch with a feigned smile.
She dressed the part, trying to show a bit of style.
But there was no sunshine on this cloudy day.
The weather suggested she had no need for shades, but she wore them anyway 

She wore them...

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He spreads his wings and asks sympathy for his plight
He laughs but can't get ’cha if you put up a fight
But to get the whole picture
Let us look to Scripture
To find out about this guised angel of light

Day star you have fallen from the skies
You...

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