Best Titters Poems
Butt Out - Collaboration - Please Join In
...I’m lunching with my bestie Mylie
She’s upset and no longer smiley
I ask her what’s wrong
She said in my thong
My bottom is no match for Kylie!
I giggled and said stop your moans
You'......
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Categories:
titters, body, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Laughter Is the Best Medicine
...OLD MA.
Old Ma always gave the kids a nice treat
Always nuts and never anything sweet
But they soon found out why
Nuts were in great supply
Choc nut bars she'd only suck cos no teet......
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Categories:
titters, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Voice - Potd
...Voice
Through a vast jumbled valley of cacophony's roar
One voice
In tones of soprano, alto, tenor and bass
Speaks a universal epiphany
In a rumbling
Resonate
Reverberation symphony,
......
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Categories:
titters, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
A Poem For the Ladies - Now a Collaboration
...My bladder behaves through the night
Each morning my flow is just right....
But throughout the day
There is hell to pay
It's bursting; I cross my legs tight
WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON......
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Categories:
titters, body, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Beside Me
...just lay here beside me
where the lillies talk to the orange sky
and the evening wind titters all around the place.......
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Categories:
titters, fantasy
Form:
Haiku
Sheila's Silk Knickers
...Here’s a bold tale it will have you in titters
It’s about poor Sheila who lost her knickers
She went for a cruise upon the great ocean
Fell in the water with the boats sudden motion.
She sw......
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Categories:
titters, boat, funny, girl, loss,
Form:
Rhyme
Every Group Has One
...When put into groups I know that I never have to worry or step up because there is always an A1.
Arrogant One reaches for the group paper
And the one blue marker, because
She or he knows that n......
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Categories:
titters, satire,
Form:
Prose Poetry
The Job of Pride
...From devadasi in temples to women of the streets,
Form hooker to harlot,
From courtesan to call girl,
Whether a paramour in the hands of wealth,
Or a Whore engaging in promiscuous sexual interco......
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Categories:
titters, anxiety, cry, dark, depression,
Form:
Never Land Part 2
...The alleyways within the maze are paved with rats and mice.
Evangelists with moneyed fists collect the sacrifice
from losers scorned and rubes reborn, and promise paradise,
while in the back......
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Categories:
titters, fantasy,
Form:
Rhyme
Chortles and Chuckles
...A magic elixir for the heart,
belly laughs are like Nature's high-five.
For once the titters and snickers start,
humor keeps dreams and wishes alive.
A contagious, outrageous feeling,
......
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Categories:
titters, cheer up, giggle, happiness,
Form:
Quatrain
State of the Art Iv
...State of the Art (IV)
These are my "ars poetica" poems about the art and craft of writing poetry.
Hearthside
by Michael R. Burch
“When you are old and grey and full of sleep...” — W. ......
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Categories:
titters, art, muse, poems, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Doggerel Ii
...Doggerel II: Doggerel about Doggerel, or, More Nonsense Verse
The Board
by Michael R. Burch
Accessible rhyme is never good.
The penalty is understood:
soft titters from dark board rooms wher......
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Categories:
titters, animal, dog, humor, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse
Love Bud
...It was a winter morning, last November
I recall my journey from my treasured frames
of amasses, titters and acts.
She was in an intermediate between red and blue
and her eyes pored out from al......
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Categories:
titters, dedication, faith, girlfriend-boyfriend, happiness,
Form:
Rhyme
The Best Medicine
...Let out a laugh if you’re lousy,
Add some amusement to aches,
Utter an outburst when under the weather,
Giggle your way through the shakes,
Howl if you’re feeling heart-sore,
Titters are good for inf......
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Categories:
titters, health,
Form:
Acrostic
The Mark of Cain
...Dare I chide you my child
For playing in the moonlight
With the children of those I know
Despise my kind and kin folks?
Dare chide you my child
For daring to put aside
deep seated wounds I f......
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Categories:
titters, black-african amer
Form: