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A POEM FOR THE LADIES - Now a collaboration


My bladder behaves through the night
Each morning my flow is just right.... 
But throughout the day 
There is hell to pay
It's bursting; I cross my legs tight

WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON

Ladies and gentlemen please feel free to join in, send me your limericks by soup mail or in your comment as I will add them to the poem


In order to keep all my friends 
I refrain from doing the bends
No trips to the loo
I hold in my poo
And strap on a pair of depends!

WRITTEN BY T S POETRY
 
10/10/19




Super Girl she had buns of steel
Clark wanted to make them a meal
He played them like a flute
Until she let out a toot
Then he couldn’t seal the deal!

Written by Richard Lamoureux

Half an hour since her last patter-pitter,
and she’s facing the next bladder-splitter.
If she runs or she leaps,
something critical seeps,
and you’d better stand back if she titters.

 Written by Nina Parmenter

While driving I often need to pee
When bathrooms are miles away from me
I step harder on the gas
hoping my urge will soon pass
While speeding towards the nearest tree

When out golfing and ready to tee
I sometimes feel a strong urge to pee
with no bathrooms near by
I throw my golf club high
while I run to find the nearest tree

written by Tania Kitchin

From dawn till two I’m on that loo
Black lace ‘n silk won’t see me through
Need porous panties
Huge knicks; no scanties
In need of help ~ what should I do?

Written by Ann Gilmor

When I go out I hate to drink too much
Because I'll have to go potty and such
On a day I don't care,
It's plastic underwear
Lace with thick liner, to catch water rush

Written By Alexis Y

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 11/12/2019 1:36:00 PM
Hello Jan Allison, these are great limericks i read. Enjoyed them all. by for now .have a nice day my friend.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 11/12/2019 1:41:00 PM
thanks Darlene:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 11/9/2019 6:28:00 PM
Jan: I enjoyed all of these but tried not to laugh too hard. :o) It can be a disaster and at my age, can't run any faster. Keep up the good work, oldbuck
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 11/12/2019 1:40:00 PM
lol thanks Old Buck and to be honest the cold weather at the moment plays havoc ... ooops I must dash lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/23/2019 7:32:00 AM
LOL, well done, everyone
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/23/2019 4:55:00 PM
Thanks Jack:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/17/2019 11:18:00 PM
wonderful write :) a problem I still have :)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/23/2019 4:55:00 PM
aww thanks Eve:-( hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/15/2019 7:05:00 PM
Hi Jan, It seems as though I am late to the Limerick " collaboration" party. As always this is so funny my friend. I will see what I can come up with:-) Alexis
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/23/2019 4:54:00 PM
thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/15/2019 6:20:00 PM
Ha ha, very funny, but true! Soup mail sent. :)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/23/2019 4:54:00 PM
thanks Tania:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/14/2019 9:37:00 AM
I've been told to drink and drink and drink and my stomach just rumbles with water. Good that I'm alone as I needed the loo often. Still that miserable virus seems to be still there. HUgs xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/23/2019 4:53:00 PM
aww hope you are feeling better Victor, hubby got a chest bug on holiday now I've got it., hope you are on the road to recovery:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/12/2019 3:32:00 PM
- Our toilet routines can be very different Jan, some only need to go three to four times a day - other pee twice as many times :) - It's tiring if you constantly have to know where the nearest toilet is because you have to pee often :) ... and it is not in all situations that you have the opportunity to go to the bathroom ... let the limericks roll :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 10/14/2019 6:30:00 PM
Rico, it’s like they don’t want old folks in paradise!
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 10/12/2019 6:49:00 PM
Honolulu is the only USA capitol without public restrooms in the downtown area, and many fast food establishments do not provide toilet facilities, nor a place to wash one's hands, so practice keeping your legs crossed on the flight over! Aloha! Rico
Date: 10/12/2019 8:16:00 AM
Excellent limerick Jan, thinking one up, right now.
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Date: 10/10/2019 7:54:00 PM
Expresso could be the cause - or it could be hubby, but hey, it keeps you writing, doesn't it? Aloha! Rico
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Date: 10/10/2019 9:58:00 AM
Soooo true.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/10/2019 10:27:00 AM
Thanks so much for dropping by DM, my bladder is like a camel overnight but in the day ... lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/10/2019 9:20:00 AM
Giggles, I often refer to the invisible leash (that, and the bladder is not a muscle) ;D, Love it Jan! xomo :)))
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/10/2019 9:28:00 AM
Lol mo:-) I woken with this silly poem in my head lol:-) but is it true... I admit to nothing lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/10/2019 8:27:00 AM
In order to keep all my friends... I refrain from doing the bends... no trips to the loo... I hold in my poo... and strap on a pair of depends...
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/10/2019 10:31:00 AM
**THANKS** my predictive text is on overdrive today
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/10/2019 10:29:00 AM
The is for suggesting a collaboration TS I hope some others join in the madness:-) hugs Jan xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/10/2019 9:27:00 AM
Lol TS what a lovely limerick reply, will be interesting to see how many ladies can relate to the poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Maureen McGreavy
Date: 10/10/2019 9:20:00 AM
Lol! ;D,