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A Poem For the Ladies - Now a Collaboration

My bladder behaves through the night Each morning my flow is just right.... But throughout the day There is hell to pay It's bursting; I cross my legs tight WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON Ladies and gentlemen please feel free to join in, send me your limericks by soup mail or in your comment as I will add them to the poem In order to keep all my friends I refrain from doing the bends No trips to the loo I hold in my poo And strap on a pair of depends! WRITTEN BY T S POETRY 10/10/19 Super Girl she had buns of steel Clark wanted to make them a meal He played them like a flute Until she let out a toot Then he couldn’t seal the deal! Written by Richard Lamoureux Half an hour since her last patter-pitter, and she’s facing the next bladder-splitter. If she runs or she leaps, something critical seeps, and you’d better stand back if she titters. Written by Nina Parmenter While driving I often need to pee When bathrooms are miles away from me I step harder on the gas hoping my urge will soon pass While speeding towards the nearest tree When out golfing and ready to tee I sometimes feel a strong urge to pee with no bathrooms near by I throw my golf club high while I run to find the nearest tree written by Tania Kitchin From dawn till two I’m on that loo Black lace ‘n silk won’t see me through Need porous panties Huge knicks; no scanties In need of help ~ what should I do? Written by Ann Gilmor When I go out I hate to drink too much Because I'll have to go potty and such On a day I don't care, It's plastic underwear Lace with thick liner, to catch water rush Written By Alexis Y

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Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 11/12/2019 1:36:00 PM

Hello Jan Allison, these are great limericks i read. Enjoyed them all. by for now .have a nice day my friend.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/12/2019 1:41:00 PM

thanks Darlene:-) hugs Jan xx

Old Buck

Date: 11/9/2019 6:28:00 PM

Jan: I enjoyed all of these but tried not to laugh too hard. :o) It can be a disaster and at my age, can't run any faster. Keep up the good work, oldbuck

Jan Allison
Date: 11/12/2019 1:40:00 PM

lol thanks Old Buck and to be honest the cold weather at the moment plays havoc ... ooops I must dash lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 10/23/2019 7:32:00 AM

LOL, well done, everyone

Jan Allison
Date: 10/23/2019 4:55:00 PM

Thanks Jack:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 10/17/2019 11:18:00 PM

wonderful write :) a problem I still have :)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/23/2019 4:55:00 PM

aww thanks Eve:-( hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 10/15/2019 7:05:00 PM

Hi Jan, It seems as though I am late to the Limerick " collaboration" party. As always this is so funny my friend. I will see what I can come up with:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 10/23/2019 4:54:00 PM

thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 10/15/2019 6:20:00 PM

Ha ha, very funny, but true! Soup mail sent. :)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/23/2019 4:54:00 PM

thanks Tania:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 10/12/2019 3:32:00 PM

- Our toilet routines can be very different Jan, some only need to go three to four times a day - other pee twice as many times :) - It's tiring if you constantly have to know where the nearest toilet is because you have to pee often :) ... and it is not in all situations that you have the opportunity to go to the bathroom ... let the limericks roll :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Kim Rodrigues
Date: 10/14/2019 6:30:00 PM

Rico, it’s like they don’t want old folks in paradise!

Rico Leffanta
Date: 10/12/2019 6:49:00 PM

Honolulu is the only USA capitol without public restrooms in the downtown area, and many fast food establishments do not provide toilet facilities, nor a place to wash one's hands, so practice keeping your legs crossed on the flight over! Aloha! Rico

Harry Horsman

Date: 10/12/2019 8:16:00 AM

Excellent limerick Jan, thinking one up, right now.

Rico Leffanta

Date: 10/10/2019 7:54:00 PM

Expresso could be the cause - or it could be hubby, but hey, it keeps you writing, doesn't it? Aloha! Rico

DM Babbit

Date: 10/10/2019 9:58:00 AM

Soooo true.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/10/2019 10:27:00 AM

Thanks so much for dropping by DM, my bladder is like a camel overnight but in the day ... lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 10/10/2019 9:20:00 AM

Giggles, I often refer to the invisible leash (that, and the bladder is not a muscle) ;D, Love it Jan! xomo :)))

Jan Allison
Date: 10/10/2019 9:28:00 AM

Lol mo:-) I woken with this silly poem in my head lol:-) but is it true... I admit to nothing lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ts Poetry

Date: 10/10/2019 8:27:00 AM

In order to keep all my friends... I refrain from doing the bends... no trips to the loo... I hold in my poo... and strap on a pair of depends...

Jan Allison
Date: 10/10/2019 10:31:00 AM

**THANKS** my predictive text is on overdrive today

Jan Allison
Date: 10/10/2019 10:29:00 AM

The is for suggesting a collaboration TS I hope some others join in the madness:-) hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 10/10/2019 9:27:00 AM

Lol TS what a lovely limerick reply, will be interesting to see how many ladies can relate to the poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 10/10/2019 9:20:00 AM

Lol! ;D,